Today is a tough day to survive. A barrage of bullets, have been fired in the face of American women on all fronts.
The character of family has been annihilated due to the false belief that women can simultaneously wear a skirt and pants. It is officially too hot
in the kitchen
. Men are fleeing the scene of responsibility as women charge down a path to sexless lives, TV dinners and Barney as the babysitter.
An open legs policy had been issued in an attempt to attract men back to the idea of a loving relationship, which has only added to the emotional
baggage women carry and left men confused.
Many women are opposed to the open legs policy and have resorted to burying themselves in work. Those on the fence in regards to the policy have found
it difficult to locate men in the wild as it is believed prince charming may be hiding under a rock. Women who privately support the policy are
currently screwing Prince Charming and intend to join the WTF regime. No word yet as to the whereabouts of the Prince.
The WTF infantry brigade has resorted to popping out babies as a means to survive. Ironically this regime has had its successes as these women have
been supported by government subsidies. The baby train however may be halted in its tracks by Tea Baggers who intend to abolish all hand outs. Those
in the regime who were not wise enough to educate themselves will likely resort to prostitution.
The Archers took on several blows from Sallie Mae, walking away crippled by the overwhelming debt accumulated obtaining a degree. The majority of the
brigade, not currently paired with the infamous Prince Charming, has resorted to credit cards as the new weapon of choice.
Militia fighting on the front lines has suffered heavy casualties. These women considered themselves rebels of the system. It was their belief that by
gaining skill rather than formal education, they would be capable of building a life for themselves free of debt. The recent shift in American society
to value text book knowledge rather than life experience and hard work, has resulted in a multitude of the militia begging to accrue the debt
associated with a degree.
All regimes reliant on education have been assaulted by the increased costs and the recent cuts to financial aid proposed by Tea Baggers.
The WTF brigade is accused of friendly fire. Abortion is rampant within this regime. Planned Parenthood, a clinic funded by government subsidies,
provides affordable healthcare to millions of woman. Recently, funding for Planned Parenthood has been put up on the chopping block by religious
Abortion is 3% of the total services provided by Planned Parenthood. The remaining services are dedicated to woman’s health. While most individuals
would agree that abortion is murder, cervical or breast cancer results in death just the same. The average uninsured American woman is able to obtain
preventative exams through Planned Parenthood for a fraction of the cost paid at a private practice without sacrificing care.
All regimes are subject to higher insurance premiums.19% of women, non reliant on government subsidies, are uninsured.
The Calvary, armed with skill and education, has been left relatively unscathed only to witness the economy suffer. Woman working positions within
stable industries have been laid off regardless of tenure. There is no safe place to hide. Even Prince Charming on his trusty steed is no match for
the monster of corporate greed.
Reporting from the front lines this is your average woman signing off with a message to Prince Charming…
I am 27. I’m physically attractive, self sufficient, ambitious, intelligent, funny, empathetic, loyal, honest and crazy. I am a capable wife. If
you’re interested in great sex, procreation and commitment, please contact me at 555-867-5309 while I still have optimism, and a viable uterus.
edit on 20-4-2011 by MsAmen because: sorry mods wrong forum
edit on 20-4-2011 by MsAmen because: hoping a mod will move
edit on 20-4-2011 by MsAmen because: oh my mods wont you move me