Dean Commander Snu Choco: .....so without further adue, high students and prima guests, please stand for the astute Post Master Doctor Glon Vindal of
American United States studies!
Glon Vindal: Thank you. Thank you Dean Commander Choco.
Choco: It's an honor. I just want to say that Post Master Doctor received his doctorate in American United States studies at the tender age of 23.
He received his master doctorate at 31, just incredible. And when he was 75, he announced his intent to retire at 80. He received his post honors at
the age of 79 but as you all know, you have to retire before you are officially a post. Post Master Doctor is the only basehuman in this super sector
to receive qualify for Post before he actually retired. Because you can't even start your post studies until you announce your intent to retire.
Post Master Doctor, it's truely an honor.
Vindal: Thank you again Dean Commander. High students, prima guests, thank you. I appreciate it. For those of you that attend here, I know it
isn't easy living on a university ship. You Le'Tres students should be proud of yourselves. I attended a number of university ships decades ago and
I can tell you, the food is the same. The quarters are the same. The engine drives are the same. The hulls are the same. When they scan your
biochip for payment, do you ever wonder were all the credits go?
Vindal: Alright well, settle in. They assured me the gravity drive has been repaired. It's amazing what a three second pulse can do to a gravity
drive. What a mess. I stepped off my transport shuttle and no more then 30 seconds pass and I'm drifting, the shuttle is drifting. I was two feet
off the floor when the drive reactivated. I heard about the gravity issues at Le'Tres but I really hoped I would be in and out before
anything.......Like you say, you haven't been to Le'Tres until you've been here during a gravity pulse. But let's forget about that and just jump
I'm Glon Vindal. I was born on Sni in the Thulalunge sector about 8 1/2 decades ago. Sni is a 3Earth planet, most of you should know that from your
basic studies. It's only three super sectors away. And as you know, I am regarded somewhat as a paratike in my field. I think that's pretty unfair.
Those of you that are not from this galaxy may be unfamiliar with a paratike. They are disgusting little creatures from my home planet, Sni.
A paratike defends itself with a scaley cord that sits on top of it's head. It has five eyes all the way around it's little head and when it feels
threatened, it sprays the most nasty, smelly, disgusting flume of fecal matter I have ever known. It has a firing range of about 70 feet and it can
send out about 3 gallons of liquid fecal matter in about 4 seconds.
If your in the special forces for planet operations on the ground, you have to run up to that thing and catch it. They call it the fecal shower and
everybody in that force gets wet. Everybody.
It's a bisexual animal and I don't mean it swings both ways. It's got both sets of organs between it's legs and when it wants to reproduce or have a
little fun with itself, it inserts A into B and it shrieks when it does it.
When you hear that ugly thing screaming, were ever you are, you start heading some place else.
And it only eats it's own kind. If it isn't around it's own, it will let itself die, it will not eat.
So other then giving you a good spray, it's really only a psychological threat. They don't effect the food chain at all because nothing wants to eat
it and it won't eat anything else. There isn't a single insect on Sni that will eat it.
I think they should round them all up and just burn them but they are protected species. So your not supposed to kill them. But people do; may the
Lords of the Galaxies bless them all. But yes, they call me a paratike because I chose to only study the American United States rather then study the
entire history of Earth1.
You all know that Earth1 is commonly referred to as the great grand father planet. If your a human of any kind, your related to someone that was born
and died on Earth1.
It was a curious planet but of all the mononations that came and went during it's existence, the most curious of all was the American United States,
commonly referred to as the AUS.
Here you had one of the largest countries on the planet and when it was discovered by Sir Christopher Columbus born in a country called Spain but
raised in a near rival called the English United Kingdom, the only intelligent life they found when they arrived in the early 1800s, some say even the
late 1700s, the only intelligent life they encountered were the last of Earth1's caveman generation. Truly an astonishing find.
So then you had the youngest nation on the planet with this incredible mass of land. And somehow in the course of about 200 years, it converts itself
to the most powerful mononation in the history of Earth1 up until that time.
It was responsible for the victory of what was called the Great War or the Last War. You may recognize it as the World War or One World War in the
very early 2000s. Then in the mid 2000s, they had Two World War which was ten times worse then what many believed would be the last great war known
Then something strange happened, right around 2100, Three World War began but it wasn't until about 2120, about 20 full years after the first attack,
that they realized they were fighting the Third Great War. This was the two tower war, some of you should be quite familiar with it. By the time
Three World War was over, some five decades after it began, the entire world had been set back over 100 years. Many nations fells during this war.
And shortly after that war concluded, Four World War broke out, the first atomic war. That was the war, you all know this, that was the war that
would end Earth1. Within 200 years after that war, Earth1 was void of all life down to the most microscopic level. The first space transport ships
were built during this time, the death ships as they were commonly called. In 200 years, over 3 billion humans perished on those first generation
ships. Not by attack, simply due to immature science. The engineers of that day had no concept of base 8 subatomic science so those first transport
ships, the bulk of them never had a chance.
Some lucky humans did survive but that was mearly a numbers game. If you remained on Earth1, your chance of survival was 0. If you boarded a
transport ship, those odds went up to 3. 3.
So the Fifth World War, the first of three short Galactic Wars for Earth1, the Fifth great war broke out. The "aliens" came and they had to take the
approach of beating the child because you love them to make humans of that day understand.
So while many from that time referred to it as a take over and conquer approach, humans of that day were not at that time prepared to survive on or
off Earth1 for any more time. Without the so called aliens, humans had literally reached the end.
But I am here today to focus not on the broad history of Earth1 itself, but rather the impact that the American United States, the AUS if you will,
had on this overall outcome.
There were a number of important figures from the AUS, there was the very first President George Washington. He was the great general in the war for
independence in 1876. There was the great Abraham Lincoln during the civil war in the 1960s. Then, 100 years later, President Kennedy and Vice
President Johnson were asassinated by their great rival the Union of Soviets sometimes referred to as the Soviet Union by lower institutions of
But as you may know, this led to the Emergency Elections Act of 2062 which allowed the election of the first black President, Martin King. But there
is much dispute about this. Some scholars suggest Richard Nixon was the President and Martin King was the Vice President. But Richard Nixon stepped
down in 2074 while President King was killed in 2068 so I really fail to understand were the dispute is. There is always a faction that insists on
ignoring the facts.
But I have a multi dimensional hologram I want to show you about the life of the first President George Washington. It has sensory so your biochips
should already be dialed down to avoid seizure. Remember, I'm a paratike.
But listen, I know you all are interested in my opinion on the theory of the lost Presidents. Those of you that have studied Earth1 history should be
familiar with the arguements. Jimmy Carter, Barrack Obama, the George Bush confusion.
Look, it doesn't add up. Much was lost when Earth1 was evacuated, there was the atomic war, the three galatic wars-however short those all were-, and
the massive loss of life unrelated to war. Just immature science.
But it doesn't add up. If George Washington was elected in 1876, by basic math, you can't fit the lost Presidents in. It's just not possible. I
haven't seen any concrete evidence of Jimmy Carter. And if Barrack Obama was the first black President of the AUS, you have to come up with a
zicanion arguement to explain President King away. his policies, President King's...........there is absolute proof of the laws he was responsible
for passing. You can't make this up. His policies can't be dismissed.
For the George Bush arguement, it's clear there was only one. He was one of only two Presidents elected to three terms. If you get into to many of
these conspiracy theories, pretty soon you aren't going to know any history at all.
Let me toot my own kye if a moment. There are over one million humans who have doctorates in Earth1 studies. But there are less then 100 of us in
the entire universe with Post Master Doctorates in AUS history. You have to spend 2/3 of your life just to get a Post. You have to trust the
science. At some point, you just have to decide the direction you want to go with your studies.
If they can me a paratike but I have worked hard for the Post and I've earned it. They don't have to respect me but I've worked very hard my entire
life. History certainly has a way of rewriting itself over the course of 2,000 years but you have to decide if your going to accept it or dismiss it
and move in that choosen direction.
This is what is taught in respected universities. Higher learning will teach that the lost Presidents theory is a conspiracy theory. If you want to
learn about conspiracy theory, the Le'Tres University Ship is the wrong ship for you.
Let's go ahead with the hologram. I was told you have a HAL system here? Hyper Automated Langauge. Lords of the Galaxies, you have to love
bioprocessors. Great time to be alive if you enjoy computers. HAL, are you with us?
HAL: Hello Post Master Doctor.
Vindal: Hello HAL. Can you dim the lights please?
HAL: Certainly. I hope you were not injured by the most unfortunate gravity pulse upon your arrival. I'm aware of your medical condition.
Vindal: I'm fine HAL. Thank you. HAL, can you start the hologram?
HAL: I'm most pleased that your okay. Given your medical condition, the situation was most regretable. Have you spoken to my upgrade engineer
recently? His opinions on Earth1 differ vastly from yours. How enlightening such a conversation could be.
Vindal: The engineer with a nano degree in conspiracy theory? .....kiddingme..... Dean Commander, can we dial? Down alittle?
Choco: Not with the pulses in the gravity drive. All the bioprocessing goes through the HAL system for evaluation.
Vindal: That's fine. Come on, the hologram.
edit on 4/19/2011 by Genfinity because: adding a final line: Any opinions would be great. Thanks!