You know I never even posted an introduction...
Something happened, I started posting here and there...
Got my 20 posts in... and forgot all about posting my own introduction...
is it too late?
I wouldn't imagine...
Hello ATS, i've been acquantied with this site since Winter 2004... While browsing the net one night, I came across an interesting story about a man
named "John Titor" I found his story to be most intriguing... So as I googled and I googled... I came to ATS... It was like a beacon of light... I
finally found a home, filled with people who thought like me... they were all crazy!!! hahaha
So I created an account and I was a member for sometime... But sadly things transpired and I didnt use the net much and I ended up forgetting my
password and etc etc... didn't really care to really log in...I was too reckless, I argued with people and didnt add anything of value to ATS
I was a lurker, for years ...every time I see "Lurker"on here I instantly think back to my teen
age years and Starcraft
but on February 15th I decided, it was time to join back in with the conversations!
Alright... More about me?!?!?!?!?
I love talking about myself... hahaha
*I'm from SE, Kentucky
*I'm a musician
*I'm ordained to perform any religious ceremony, in any religion...
*I no expert in any field...
*But I have an opinion on almost anything...
*I love to learn
*I try to become more and more of a good person each day
*I may be Evol, but that is just love backwards... I didnt get that from that Wrapper M&M... I figured it out all on my own 10 years ago... yay for
writing stuff backwards... haha
*I love putting "..." after everything...
*I love Coffee
There is only one coffee... Maxwell House
*I love smoking tobacco... I roll my own... and yes its actual tobacco, for i don't do the other smoke
*I enjoy death metal
*Hypocrisy is my favorite band
*I am a part time Hillbilly
*I love archeology and digging up old things
*I have a Knights Templar obsession
*H.A.A.R.P. is my favorite scapegoat, to put the blame on... for everything, haha
*I like using asterisk's as bullet points
*I enjoy spending time with my family
*I play some XBOX:360 games
*I love Duke Nukem 3D
*I play the Rock Band games with my wife
*I spend a lot of time outside, enjoying nature
*I love sushi
*I enjoy grocery shopping
*Many would see my life as boring, but its mine and I love it
*You can watch the video below that I conveniently embedded... then if you wish you can log into your youtube account and make fun of my appearance
and accent here
*I also have an obsession with the stars, ya know the ones in the sky
*You can read my favorite joke below or by clicking here
Vampire bat A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but
they persisted until finally he gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the
valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Now,
do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell
Well that's a generalization of me
I hope I didnt bore you too much
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