posted on Apr, 19 2011 @ 05:27 AM
reply to post by SLAPurMAMA
OK Dude, first of all calm down.... breathe.... relax.
No big conspiracy to this, Its just that the watson computer is in Love with you!! It actually has been for some time.
What you see as disturbing porn is actually just watsons way of asking you to open up and expore the possibility of sex with non human things like
Midgets, pink popcorn. If it hasnt progressed further yet heres what you can expect shortly. next will be a baking tray followed by a kettle, then a
microwave, then a TV then finally a computer.
Im sure you were able to follow that that path to computer starts with a midget which is probably the closest thing you can get to human without
actually being human and progresses by small gradients until we finally get to the computer.
The last piece of porn will most likely be watson in skimpy clothes confessing his love while diddling his "mouse" if ya know what I mean.
My advice, you have been sent porn so really it would just be rude not to at least try and use it, never know you may like it. If however its not ur
thing pls tell watson before he sends the TV porn. Ur his first crush and if it isnt handled delicately I fear he may never love again.
I feel compelled to give you this last piece of advice, As tempting as it will be you must never, I repeat NEVER just use watson for sex!!!!!
Sure..... you know its a sure thing and really what sort of slutty computer sends pics of itself and its mouse out to people it barely knows, IMO its
asking for a bit of wham bam thank u mam but the last thing you want is a jilted Jeopardy Comp huniting you down or getting spitefull.
A taste of whats to come if you in anyway mess this up
Answer: This man has a 2 inch penis
Question: what is a SLAPurMAMA
Tread very carefully my friend