how to fight off aliens

I would offer the Aliens some of my partners Carrot cake.

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Can i have some of your parents carrot cake?

Originally posted by Alpal
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Can i have some of your parents carrot cake?

You'll have to come and get it. Hopefully the aliens will choke on the nuts..

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why even think about attacking yourself?

lol

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I would bring about the wrath of a god by nuking this planet so many times over that even the cockroaches would be killed off. I don't care if it kills us or dooms mankind, there is no way I'm going to let anything take our planet as it is.

Originally posted by CidCaldensfey
I would bring about the wrath of a god by nuking this planet so many times over that even the cockroaches would be killed off. I don't care if it kills us or dooms mankind, there is no way I'm going to let anything take our planet as it is.

Please remind me in the future that i´m never going to elect you as president.

It's the perfect strategy to use if anyone wants something which you own. There is no point for aggression if you threaten to destroy the very thing your opponent wants. Scorched earth policy is the best policy.

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Despite condeming the very thing that gave us life in the first place ! ,
there is no way id scorch the earth just to stop aliens from taking it from us , Id rather Die fighting an invading force and defend the planet to the last man/women standing , rather than scorch it .
If you done that then your just a traitor to earth and mankind.

I would curl up in the fetal position and lose control of my bodily functions

I would curl up in the fetal position and lose control of my bodily functions

I can concentrate on a subject, and more than 70% of the time, if I ponder my first impression for a second or two. I realize an answer, and 70% of the time it checks out... experience or >>???? some times I scare myself like when I pondered your question. the following paragraph took approx, 1/10th of second flash.whether or not its true or real or just a figment of my imagination. remains to be seen.

Aliens have several problems, first off they are weak and top heavy. their eyes are extremely sensitive to bright white light. technology has reduced their need for manual labor, the only reason they are not living on the surface, is because they prefer dark, warm and damp. They have been since God lead them here thousands of Millenia ago. they can't escape and niether can we. there is no place to go. this is better than most places.
I keep getting a feeling of betrayal and they dont like what we are doing. they think we are doing it to force them to save themselves by getting rid of the majority of us.
and for some strange reason I dont understand "ask and you shall receive if it is needed ?"

so you can officially put me into your crackpot file.

Originally posted by ISRAELdid911
...so you can officially put me into your crackpot file.

Done. Consider yourself thus filed.

NEXT!

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Thank you so much for the info about this wonderful new device. I WANT ONE!-- and when I get it I'm gonna drive all the way back from No. Idaho to San Diego (my previous native residence) and use it on the gangs and illegals who are driving decent people out of So. Cal.! Then I'll use it on the OTHER aliens when they come.

Assuming they are from a different planet, therefore they will not be immune to the viruses and diseases we have here on Earth.

In that case, I would give them blankets, the ones my daughter used when she had the flu

It worked with the indians right? (except with smallpox)

Originally posted by CidCaldensfey
I would bring about the wrath of a god by nuking this planet so many times over that even the cockroaches would be killed off. I don't care if it kills us or dooms mankind, there is no way I'm going to let anything take our planet as it is.

Well hell, thats their plan anyhow
They require radioactive rocks to power their spaceship

step 1: Show up at their planet
step 2: Sit back and watch them nuke each other until its little more than a radioactive ball of goop
step 3: Gather goop and power ship
step 4: Find next planet with nuclear weapons and frightened inhabitants

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Good plan, but it would only work inside if you had a radio and TV. Besides it would make a mess on the carpet.

My plan is to keep a recording of Bobby Goldsboro's "Honey" with me at all times (a real puker from the past) which can be used both in and outdoors.

Originally posted by Grimalkin
1. Turn the TV on to a reality show.

2. Turn the radio on to a rap channel.

3. Tell them about Hanna Montana and Britney Spears.

They'll vomit themselves to death.

This is what I was referring to above. Sorry, still learning to use the forum.--Gwynplaine

hopefully, NATO will bring them democracy

I would get them addicted to heroin and make them our slaves.