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The encounter.

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posted on Apr, 15 2011 @ 02:18 PM
Hey! You!
- Who, me?
Yes you.
- What?
Nothing. I thought you were someone else.
- Ok, no worries Pal.

Eh.. did you just call me pal?
- Huh?
- ...
I said, did you just call me your pal??
- What are you talking about??
- Look, I don't even know you.
I'm not your pal.
- Right OK.
- Just get out of my face OK?
Don't tell me to get out of your face.
Who do you think you're talking to??
- Will you just piss off and get outta my life!
- *walks off*
*left standing, confused and angry*

Who the hell does he think he is?

- *later that day - at home*
- Hi Honey!
> Hey you! How was your day!
- Some freak started trash talkin' to me on the way home.
> Yeah?? ha ha
- No, it's not funny - he really freaked me out.
- The whole time he had his willy hanging out.
- I didn't know what to do.
> Are you kidding me?
> Stop it now!

- I'm not kidding you Sandra.
- I'm ******* serious.
> Perhaps you should report him to the cops?
- Nah..
- He's just some freak weirdo, no harm was done.
- It's just...
> ...??
- It's just that..
> ...?? yeah???
- Well, it's just that...
- *Drops dead*

> I just can't come to terms with the loss doctor.
>> It's been over 3 years since your husbands death.
>> Grief takes time.
>> Everyone deals with their grief differently.
>> It's perfectly normal behaviour.
> But I just can't make any sense of it..
> ..they said it was Sudden Adult Death Syndrome.
> Especially because he had just told me that he had a strange encounter.
> Some man started abusing him in the street apparently.
>> Mmm hmm??
> Yes, he spoke to him, but that the same time..
> ..he had his penis dangling out.
>> ...
> ..look I know you might think I'm crazy..
> ..but..
>> ...
> ..but I think this man's penis had something to do with my husbands death.
>> I see.
> ...
>> Look, just keep taking your prescribed meds and I'll flag this up..
>> We can talk about this again next week. Ok Sandra?
> OK.
> Thanks.
> See you next week.
> Bye.


>> Gin and Tonic please.
! That's 4 bucks.
>> Keep the change.
! Thanks.

>>.. So anyway, as I was saying, yeah!
>>..she's totally nutts!!
>>..She thinks some guys dick is the cause of her husbands death!!
>>..It's hilarious!!
Anyway, I have to hit the road here, it's getting late.
>> See you tomorrow.
> Bye!!

>> Damn cabs, never on time.
Hey, you!!
>> Who, me?
Say hello to my little friend!!!
>> *dead*

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posted on Apr, 15 2011 @ 02:40 PM
reply to post by coder22

LOL That was pretty good! I can see that being some kinda little short movie or something on MTV or something like that. It read nicely and fast because of your formatting so I read it like you wrote it which is always kewl.......

posted on Apr, 15 2011 @ 02:41 PM
Thanks Logic!
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posted on Apr, 15 2011 @ 02:57 PM
It was good... too bad about the censor circumvention, though. Damn...

>What do you mean? f....... could mean anything

Yeah, sure...

>Are you dissing me?

No, I'm just trying to point out the T&C's so you...

>Kiss my arse, mod...

Huh? Hey, I'm just trying to be...



>You heard me, Jack, bug off!





posted on Apr, 15 2011 @ 02:59 PM
reply to post by masqua

I'll edit it!!

Ok, I edited it.
> Thanks.
Hey no worries.
> What the hell is that?
My penis.
> Am I going to die?
I'll put it away.

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