Were I in charge of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland I would do the following:
- Legalise and nationalise marijuana to make it free at the point of access
- Decriminalise all other drugs.
- Instate a national corruption initiative to give people from poorer backgrounds a fair chance at getting into positions of power
- Invade the Isle of Man
- Promise to abide by the results of a referendum on Scottish independence
- Allow gays to give blood
- Kill all genocide advocates
- Bring in a new 99p coin
- Turn the Isle of Wight into the world's biggest reality TV show
- Make Norfolk independent
- Encourage manufacturing in the north
- Make Wales my own personal fiefdom
- Mandate that the House of Lords must be attended in the nude or not at all
- Make Uxbridge the new capital city of the UK.
- Buy the Republic of Ireland for £1.29
- Kill ze Jews
- Demolish Milton Keynes
- Channel 80% of the military budget into space research
- Buy some very heavy weights to balance the budget
- Clone mammoths ASAP
- Turn the CoE into a new religion dedicated to the alien Jesus. I doubt many CoE attendees would notice the difference
- Reform the British Empire
- Withdraw from the EU and join the EFTA
- Instate Sharia law in all areas with a large BNP following
- Bring in a proper US-style written constitution with all of the above enshrined into law
- Resign (but be instated as the new monarch for life).
edit on 28-5-2011 by UngoodWatermelon because: (no reason given)
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