China Decides to Ban Time Travel, page 1


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reply posted on 14-4-2011 @ 12:40 AM by KrypticCriminal
reply to post by KingJod



Thats my fault.

I came back from the future and told them to because it does'nt end well.

That group of chinese students you see miming the words to spice girls songs, grow up and design there own time machine. They then go back in time to the period before the spice girls got famous and one of them impregnates posh spice. Then when the spice girls make it big. Their son sung pang chin gets a coc aine habit and falls in to the hands of a militant pro democracy group called D.A.F.T ( democracy and fairness today). They come up with a plot to assasinate the the chinese premier when he meets the spice girls during there tour of the far east. This assasination is succesful and blaming the western powers. China opts for an all out nuclear war which brings about the end of the human race.

Its a tough job but someones got to do it. You can thank me later.

By the way, 2012 passes with nothing more than a nasty sunburn out break which effects the northern hemisphere. So buy plenty of sun block.

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