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Topic started on 13-4-2011 @ 01:20 PM by newcovenant

This was just too good to pass up. Campers beware!

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Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades

OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – Bigfoot mating season is underway in the Florida Everglades and the furry, horny creature is out for blood. Dave Shealy, an RV park owner in Ochopee, Florida, is the leading researcher of the Skunk Ape, Bigfoot’s “smaller, smellier cousin.” He says there are seven to nine Skunk Apes currently living in the Everglades and right now is the best time to spot one because it’s their mating season. Lately, he’s heard lots of campers report strange sounds coming from the swamps. He figures it’s the Skunk Ape’s mating call, which sounds like a low-pitched dove cooing. Though Skunk Apes are generally shy, Shealy says women on their periods should be careful when hiking the area because the cryptoids are attracted to the scent of menstruation. They’re also aroused by used lingerie, so female campers shouldn’t hang their panties out to dry because, in his words, “That’s like raising a flag and inviting them in.”

This site seems to be selling a book but the story is partway down page, right after Book cover photo...posted entirely here to save you a trip.
And its not just a big foot he's sporting! The Skunk Ape frightened 2 female campers...
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This explains how a small town might need this sort of publicity ot survive so we might take Daves reporting with a grain of salt but I have heard these s tories from other people. What came first Dave or the stories of Skunk Ape. That could be just a stinker who never shaves "Squink" in the Carl Hiassin books From Channel 9 askville.amazon.com...

Upon the way, we passed by the smallest post office in the United States. Zip code 34141 is well served by a former irrigation shed from a tomato farm.
Today, it holds one employee and all the mail for those living along "Tamiami Trail."
It's a great photo stop.
The postmaster inside said on average 300 people stop a day for photos and stamps (I find that hard to believe).
However, we did find a group of Ohioans who stopped and confirmed, they indeed saw a skunk ape down the road. We left in search of the Skunk Ape Research Headquarters.
It's here that renowned researcher Dave Shealy studies the beasts... and manages a campground. Our Garmin GPS had a hard time finding this one.

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Television crews and reporters are among the curious, constantly knocking on Shealy's door. He has been featured on local news channels, the Travel Channel, and the History Channel and has been a guest on "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart." And last month, Florida International University students interviewed Shealy for a documentary that they hoped would shed light on what they call "a supermarket tabloid" story. Tim Williams, 44, said he was a child when he first encountered the elusive ape. "We were on a camping trip at the north end of Turner River, off Alligator Alley, when I saw what looked like bear tracks with four toes," said Williams, extending his hand and tucking in his thumb to demonstrate. A few moments later, he said, an apelike animal ran in front of his father's jeep, leaving Williams stunned and forever convinced that something is out in the swamps.

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Swamp Ape.com The Ultimate site on the Skunk Ape with Good Swamp Ape video links here and more news about the creature - believe it or not! Would embed but so highly speculative better you go if you are interested!

I don't know about the Skunk Ape? Anybody else see Wild Things? Sounds more like something made up - but maybe Bigfoot does roam somewhere..
Many theorize UFO occupants are robots for humans of the future, ultra-hybridized weaklings returning to gain purer DNA from the more ROBUST MAN OF TODAY.
So it might work in reverse. Rather than taking human DNA maybe Bigfoot is being dropped from somewhere else (because he is a predecessor of man) - to fortify our dna.
If you figure that they for sure dropped a girlfriend, so there is a cave or hollow or hole somewhere they live. She probably has them moving to a bigger place every few years

so we should be able to spot them, carrying their stuff!

These are good Bigfoot threads started recently here on ATS in the past. Urge you to visit these if the topic is interesting. I fish in the keys and drive through the everglades on occasions so I have heard people talk like its a myth -one people believe.
We have nuts in so flo - tho pres co excl.

Thread started by prodomino - Half decent bigfoot footage.
www.abovetopsecret.com...

Another good thread started by porschedrifter Proof of Bigfoot, and why it's real.
www.abovetopsecret.com...&flagit=37019
And the ultimate!
FYI "Skunk Ape Field Guide" on Internet www.scribd.com...

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reply posted on 13-4-2011 @ 01:22 PM by rubbertramp

Bigfoot Mating Season Underway In Florida Everglades

bummer, i was hoping for an x-rated video!

reply posted on 13-4-2011 @ 01:31 PM by kimish

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I was glad it wasn't an X-rated bigfoot video. The girls in the article said the skunk ape had a 12 inch weiner! I would've hid in my room for days at the sight of something like that! Ron Jeremy, WATCH OUT, here comes Bigfoot!

reply posted on 13-4-2011 @ 01:43 PM by Beyond Creation

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You mean... WATCH OUT, here comes bigfoot Ron Jeremy!

reply posted on 13-4-2011 @ 01:50 PM by kimish

Originally posted by Beyond Creation
reply to post by kimish

You mean... WATCH OUT, here comes bigfoot Ron Jeremy!

Thank you for the correction

. It doesn't always come out the way I intend it.
The story does sound like it would be a great Idea for a Porn flick though, doesn't it? Bigfoot casually walking through the woods to take a poop when all of a sudden he hears splashing in the nearby river. His curiosity gets the best of him and he finds two beautiful, full figured foreign women in bikinis fishing and having fun...

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reply posted on 13-4-2011 @ 02:01 PM by newcovenant

reply to post by rubbertramp

Here is a GP rated video! lol

YouTube Link

reply posted on 14-4-2011 @ 10:56 AM by Agarta

It seems to me that since he can't get funding he should do the next best thing. If it is actually mating season and if the skunk ape is attracted to menstruation then wouldn't it be safe to say that if you put out a menstruation sample(gross I know) with a hidden camera chances are the ape would come to him? One call to the Florida Animal control could get you someone who is experienced and qualified for tranquilizer darts. Build some sort of blind. What gets me about bigfoot and skunk ape research is that the cameras are put up for a day or few but not left in place for longer points of time. I mean you can go to walmart and buy for $20 a door cam with infrared and connect it to a computer for permanent observation. So much can be done with little money yet it isn't being done. Why to keep the "Legend" alive rather than prove it? Trust me if I lived in an area that had a "Legend" as such I would find a way, money or not.

reply posted on 14-4-2011 @ 09:39 PM by TheTrueBeliever

No wonder my wife wanted me to visit the Everglades, I guess it's her mating season. Yes, my wife is a BigFoot and was abducted by aliens too.

reply posted on 14-4-2011 @ 10:15 PM by dreamingawake

Flagged and starred!
Growing up in South FL, I lived pretty close to the everglades. Family and I would go camping as well at parks and vising them...I've never seen it. Though, as a kid I was curious of it's existence(not knowing of the Skunk Ape locally, but the Bigfoot in other parts of the country) and how close it might really be. Gators were more of a threat while camping.
I no longer live there, coincidently(maybe :p), move to an area of the country where the lore is even bigger than that of the Skunk Ape.
I've enjoyed the local lore here and want investigate high sighting areas.

reply posted on 15-4-2011 @ 12:33 AM by newcovenant

Originally posted by Agarta

I thought the same but maybe this skunk ape is smarter than like a raccoon being he's part human? Or you know just maybe this is a publicity stunt to keep the tourists coming? Thinkin b

reply posted on 15-4-2011 @ 12:40 AM by shagreen heart

stupid jokes aside, this:

www.bfro.net...

is literally the most chilling and realistic bigfoot story i have ever read. and i've read a stupid amount of them. there are lots of posters who use ats to be silly and only make joke posts, or go out of their way to say something stupid to be funny in a topic. so if you haven't read it, you should. i know it's fun to be casual and off topic on here, but its kind of pointless to be honest, do it on another website, i really care about how people perceive ATS.

reply posted on 15-4-2011 @ 11:08 PM by eueseh

horny bigfoots,that sounds pretty dangerous to me.

reply posted on 17-4-2011 @ 08:18 PM by Viking9019

Does he have any evidence of these being even existing?

Anyway.......used lingerie

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