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Originally posted by idonotcollectstamps
reply to post by Frankenchrist
It's my rant and ill rant how I want to, rant how I want to RANT how I want to! You would rant to if this happened to you!
You guys believe in Magic. Instead of calling it a miracle just fess up and admit that YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC! It is magic and you seriously SERIOUSLY think that magic is real. How does magic work? Magic goes in magic comes out, you can't explain that.
You believe in magic if you are a Christian and you try and pretend you don't by using the term "miracle" instead. Just ADMIT that you believe in magic.
Originally posted by idonotcollectstamps
Christianity-
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
You don't REALLY believe this stuff do you? I am a giant moron and even I am not gullible enough to fall for this nonsense. You SERIOUSLY believe it? I mean I KNOW I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer and even I can look at this and say 'WAIT a darn highfalutin second here". Is this some giant inside joke that you guys are all playing on me? Like a giant prank? If so you can stop the act. I know now. Come out and tell me the truth.
PLEASE tell me that you do not really believe this stuff and it is the greatest prank ever pulled in history. I really really need to see Ashton Kutcher jump out and yell YOU GOT PUNKED!
Don't even get me started on Mohammed riding on a magical pony up into outer space. That has to be something from a hidden camera show as well. I just have yet to find the camera.