Sorry folks, I'll take this seriously when "The Don" exposes what's under that bad rug. Until then some political parody:
Trump sends investigators to Hawaii to look into Obama !!
ACME SELF STORAGE AND PRIVATE INVESTIGATIONS
STATUS REPORT: OBAMA CASE
Date: 04-11-11 9:27 AM Honolulu time.
Dear Mr. Trump, we’ve explored a few promising leads but nothing conclusive to report at this time. We estimate another 2 to 3 weeks in order to
We are posing as locals so as to gain trust and blend into the community.
A few locals have taken us under their wing and treat us like family.
Investigator Fife and I successfully infiltrated a beach volley ball game today and I scored the winning point!
We took a windsurfing lesson today and believe me it’s much harder than it looks:
We are keeping a close eye on all the suspicious activities.
We had a near match today from a lead which turned out to be a dud.
I met a sweet local girl named Amber and think she might be “the one.” We’ve discussed
marriage upon culmination of investigation. She's really special and has quite the tan.
We had a close call today from credible witness but it didn’t pan out.
Had to upgrade room from 2nd floor parking lot view to beach view in order to conduct surveillance better.
Tomorrow we are taking an excursion in an authentic outrigger canoe and I'm really excited. Then we'll be visiting Volcano State Park. Hopefully
we’ll get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all. I suspect lava is involved somehow, but just a hunch.
There may a few overages from a couple of minor incidents. First, my sidearm fell out of the hammock and discharged. The bullet took out a Tiki pole
at the resort. Secondly, they charged us late fees for not returning the jet skis on time.
ALOHA as we natives like to say. Over and Out, Special investigator Fuddrucker.
edit on 11-4-2011 by kinda kurious because: Comedy is a rare medium if well done