Beer Made From Vaginal Yeast

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posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:10 PM
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Yum, yum, yum! Look at that great big frothy glass in Toi's hand. Wouldn't you just LOVE IT if a beautiful girl in a freaky cleavage-poppin' Oktoberfest outfit handed you a nice icy cold beer RIGHT NOW? Mmm, beer! Would you still drink it if I told you that Toi made that beer with yeast from her own vagina? That she made a keg of homebrew, called "Toi Sennhauser's OPB—Original P!@#y Beer"? Hmm, would you drink it then? Plenty of people were drinking the OPB at Toi's event at Crawl Space Gallery this past Saturday. I'm told that several people even got bonafide drunk. Personally, I'm fascinated by Toi's claim that WOMEN invented beer, way back around 4000 B.C.

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Well I've heard of some crazy ideas but this one seems a little too crazy! I've tried to verify the sources on this but am coming up short as of now.
If it is true how many of you would actually try this product?




posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:12 PM
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It certainly seems like it's a taste of things to come!!

However, I don't think I would participate in a pint of this.



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:13 PM
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QHAT?


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posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:14 PM
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I'd have to try the yeast first to make sure it was suitable
. On the serious side I doubt I would try the beer. But than again, if i've already had 5 or 6 Bud lights I might be all about the P*&*)y beer.



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:14 PM
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Yo, brother...um WOW , I mean damn...OMG! way to ruin my Monday beer drinkin'...aaah man...damnit..I feel like I need to brush my teeth! and Im a survivalist AND an herbalist.../shudder



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:15 PM
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I laughed. I wouldn't be too surprised if this got taken down though.



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:15 PM
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UGH! Not only wouldn't I try this product, but now I'm going to have a hard time drinking ANY beer! So much for my pizza and brew for dinner tonight! YUCK!

(Stars and flags though)




posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:15 PM
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lol, too funny. I don't think I'll be trying it anytime soon.

S&F just because


Next it will be bread.
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posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:16 PM
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Come on man....Bud Light CANNOT be classified as a beer...
no offense, but ouch that disturbs me as about as much as the yeast origin...being from Oregon and all



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:16 PM
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I just puked in my mouth....



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:16 PM
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posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:18 PM
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I was so hoping this was a belated April fools joke...



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:22 PM
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She seems like a nice enough girl...

Yeah, why not? Mine's a pint.
Make it two


Wonder if you could get a super-strength brew from a hooker... Oh, the possibilities.

S&F by the way
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posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:22 PM
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Well if she just isolated a S.cervesea culture it may be excellent if she chose another yeast it may be a bit musky.If she does have a good fermenting Saccharomyces she got from her hoo-hoo .
1) How did it get there?
2) How can I get a culture?
3) Does this now make beer a girlie drink?
S&F for something completely different to think on
seed



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:27 PM
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There is nothing like a nice tall glass of frothing snatch.



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:29 PM
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Gives new meaning to the phrase "I'm so wet."

I don't think I can ever look at a beer or lady parts again without thinking about this.



Also I wouldn't drink this.
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posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by Frankenchrist
There is nothing like a nice tall glass of frothing snatch.


Hahaha dude you just made my day



posted on Apr, 4 2011 @ 05:31 PM
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