Here is an idea for "shock and awe"...dead-fish-style:
Around April 25th, purchase one scoop of anchovies from the live-bait monger (the dead ones too).
Rough chop them so they fit into your water bottles.
Place the the bottles on your roof to get direct sun for two days. Check for smelliness, since these are royals give it one more day of hot sun!
Find the upwind viewing area on wedding day, then when you are walking the path and lawns "royal chum" by squezzing the bottles...come early in
fact.


