posted on Jul, 24 2004 @ 12:50 AM
I love adult swim. I work late , 5 p.m. to about 1 a.m. , so I usually watch the re-run at 2. I love all the shows on AS, except for the lame Japanese
cartoons. Family Guy, Futurama, Sealab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Home Movies are ALWAYS funny and they always have very memorable lines. Some
of my favorites are:
Peter: Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paperclip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
Peter: You better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned
if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
Peter: Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world...go!
Lois: Peter, I thought I told you to fix the sink
Peter: I did.
Lois: Well, it's leaking again
Peter: NO WAY! I will trade you all of my Star Wars guys if it is. Except for Boba Fett. No matter how sure I am, I never risk the Fett man.
Peter: Excuse me is your refridgerator running? Because if it is it probably runs a lot like you... very homosexually.
Shake: Hey, Carl. You see our new flag, pretty boss, huh?
Carl: Oh yeah, good morning to you there, Mr. Food Monster, this is how it's going. Look at my freakin car. It is crushed to begeezes and back.
Shake: A car cannot be killed. It was murdered....by someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive. Jealosy is the motivation. Wake the
Shake: Whoa, that's cool. What's that?
Romulox: What's it look like, dude? It's a grappling hook. Where you been, man?
Meatwad: What's wrong with your elbow?
Romulox: Oh, you didn't get that surgery. I'm sorry.
Meatwad: We don't have insurance.
Romulox: Only two people in the world have the Easy-Flow Elbow, and one of them happens to be named Bruce Willis.
Stormy: I said it's dodge-ball time, beyotch!
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he
got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?
Fry: That's the saltiest thing I ever tasted, and I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!