And what of the man who has lust in his heart? Is he doomed to pick up trash along the highway with his fellow adulterers? Will he be forced to wear an "A" on his outer garments? Will stoning become in vogue again? Will EBay sell special adultery stones to be used for the stoning, carved with the name of the guilty spouse? Will special invitations be needed to announce the trial...."You were invited to the wedding. Now you are invited to the adultery trial. Remember to sit on the appropriate side of the courtroom, either behind the defendant or the prosecution. A decorated basket for donations will be on a table at the back. BYO Lunch."

Now, I know that some Alaskans see Russia, but Afghanistan? I suppose if Haase and his friends get their way, we'll need to rename the state, Alaskanistan.