ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

I ban everybody on this thread because they made me laugh.

And I hate laughing...well, not really.

Y'alls cool with me....UNBANNED! BAM!!!

reply to post by TDawgRex




Banned, for opening the door to the asylum

funBox

reply to post by TDawgRex


BANNED !!!

You opened the door, funbox is loose !!

reply to post by uk today


hey im not that promiscuous ide say comfort fit at least
banned for the implication

funBox

reply to post by funbox


Banned for not being promiscuous.

reply to post by Tsu322


Mmmmm......time to send in Scary Mary to sort you all out !!



* uk " nofeedthebirds " today

reply to post by uk today


You are more banned than the Pistols at a debutante ball in Buckingham.

reply to post by Tsu322


*with Sid Vicious like ferocity ,funbox swings the Banhammer so hard it burns a hole through the post above and brands banned into that auful woman poppinses umbrella*

try flying away now evil witch

funBox

funbox
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*with Sid Vicious like ferocity ,funbox swings the Banhammer so hard it burns a hole through the post above and brands banned into that auful woman poppinses umbrella*

try flying away now evil witch

funBox

Calling another user an evil witch is a banning offense, a very very bannable banning ban. Shocking offensive language, PC policed and ban imposed (two five minute bans, served consecutively)

reply to post by Aleister


banned for not watching the video

o and also, by proxy, calling uktoday an evil witch

funBox

reply to post by funbox


Evil witch indeed !!

Shall I ban him or curse him baby ???
Mmmm it would mean charging up the broomstick, searching for slimy toads n stuff....naw, canna remotely be bothered today

You are all sooooooo BANNED !!!!!

*uk " nohexbags " today *

reply to post by uk today


Banned for confirming his by proxy assertions

*funBox consorts the Grand Mattels 'infantile compendium of witch mischief and meddling' and turns to page 69 entitled 'curried witch in 5 easy steps'

step 1 BANNED for extreme t&C violation

step 2 BANNED also for extreme t&C violation

step 3 , gently need in turmeric

step 4 extreme t&C violation trauma

step 5 bon Bon Appétit Witch*



funBox

reply to post by funbox


BENNNNNEDAND for using up all the good turmeric. Self ban for not finding this thread before, and not knowing enough to see that the Evil Witch refered to was the one and only Mary Poppins (The Poppins), she who postshadowed the umbrella man at the JFK shindig.

reply to post by Aleister


Turmeric is yellow

Or it may be a tad orange

now yellow is my most hated colour !!

So you all better hope the orange is the turmeric shade,
else the BAN !! CURSE !! BAN !! spice will be sprayed !!

* funbox smells like curried eggs, as turmeric coats his skinny legs !! *

reply to post by uk today


*funBox grins inside his gas mask * a muffled noise is heard , that sounds a lot like GBAMMEPHHH*

funBox

reply to post by funbox


Guess who's stinky pinky BANNED !!!



*uk " colourful " today * xx

reply to post by uk today


banned for contaminating pink with a stink , how is that done anyhow ? don't know ?

banned

odorousBox

reply to post by funbox


Pinky and Stinky.....just for you baby !!

Oh and banned for doubting my extensive pink & stink banning super incredible knowledge !!



*uk " watch & learn funbox " today *

reply to post by uk today


fair dues baby that banning rocked my fillings to the core,

*funbox presses the button , which in turn releases the catch , a ball rolling from apparently nowhere drops into a bag and a switch is flicked, a tremendous fizzing can be felt as trillions of volts of electricity flow into the small wire/foil fisherprice combo set for beginners .

a crocodile clip gently clips onto pinkys and stinky bits , they hold hands , an insane light

flash fried rubber is all that's left..

rubberBanned

funBox

reply to post by funbox


Oooops...looks like the pinky stinky massacre has scared everyone away baby !!

Which means we are very bad and must be subject to a damn good double ban

Me and you are banned, cast adrift forever into the dark murky realms of exiled purgatory !!

Mmmm, this is all your fault !!
Afternoon tea at Bettys is SOOOO a no go !!

*uk " blameswurzelface " today *