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ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

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posted on Jul, 27 2011 @ 02:44 PM
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Banned for the materialistic accusation


Scandalous indeed !!!

:shk:

Nothing has been proved, my legal dept will be in touch shortly so get the evidence ready baby !!








posted on Jul, 27 2011 @ 02:47 PM
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You're all banned for being in this thread
. Wow I can't believe this is still going, very cool you mofo's are hilarious. I'll be around the ATS has been calling me like a Siren to a ship captain. figured I'd start in here.

Trowa



posted on Jul, 30 2011 @ 04:45 PM
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Banned for making me want creme eggs !!




Oh and welcome back Trowa !!



posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 06:23 AM
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Banned , for using the word "making" , especially when coupled with the words, "Cream egg" ,and the word "want"
XXX
I want one of those machines, and a machine to reset it.

mechagodzillaBox



posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 01:59 PM
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Mmmmm ????
Think this calls for the BTS jury to place their verdict


Now Mr Funbox, did you or did you not, present Ms Uk with 3 uber yummy, tempting, Hmmmmm, totally irresistible creme eggs earlier this week ???

Oh and Mr Temptationbox, were you aware at the time that Ms Uk had a certain fondness for the lil' oval foil wrapped naughty confectionary Hmmmmms ??

It is the verdict of this jury that you are guilty of the crime of Making Ms Uk eat Cadburys Creme Eggs. :shk:

As a punishment you will immediately go purchase the fisher price " unlimited egg laying machine for creme egg addicts " and start laying !!!!




xXxXx

edit on 31-7-2011 by uk today because: Cluck !!



posted on Jul, 31 2011 @ 05:15 PM
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Banned because the video of Eggs going wild had no egg titty in it.

J



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 07:12 AM
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Banned , for having salmonella poisoning for eight years. the lure of the egg titty will only give you another slumber.

halfabakersdozenBox

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Hmm looks like ill have to invent a perpetual laying machine. fisher price don't do them ive checked the Gargantuan Grimoire of fisher-price en-wonderment ,so a cross with the original Ronald mac Donald , and a slightly annoyed coffee machine should do it, although , i have a feeling i wont be able to remove the annoying jingle every time it lays a chocolate drop. pleasure and Pain Baby XxX



Dr.moreauBox



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 11:04 AM
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Originally posted by jaymp
Banned because the video of Eggs going wild had no egg titty in it.

J


I am so NOT doing a ditty
about liquid chicken titty !! :shk:

It just would not be witty,
which is a damn pity !!


Banned for disrespect to poultry everywhere,
and with ferocious clucks...ban me if you dare



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 12:03 PM
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Egg titty matures into chicken breast.....mmmmmmmm


All banned for failure to note that!!



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 12:25 PM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA I was just checkin in to see what you guys were up to, and what do I see,
teets...OH you guys.....Webpirate you are banned again for dangling oh so close to that line.

Hey WP, if you feel like a short read check out my new thread about eating out. I worked hard on it, and no one is reading it....
thanks



posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 04:01 PM
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Originally posted by webpirate
Egg titty matures into chicken breast.....mmmmmmmm


All banned for failure to note that!!


Banned for being a kentucky fried dumbstick !!





posted on Aug, 1 2011 @ 04:19 PM
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Yaaaaaay ABRACADABRA, gonna reach out n grab ya !!


Uk is in the mood for magic and tricks,
plus it gets pirate off the topic of poultry and t*ts !!

So tonight I'm gonna saw you in two,
cos it seems a funbox thing to do


Just stay still while I get out the saw,
NOOOOooo, come back, don't run out the door !!
Baby I've got a real steady touch

only shake when the blood gets too much !!

So ABRACADABRA let the illusions begin,
if it goes wrong, try hold your intestines in

cos it would make such a mess on my nice lounge floor,
you know how much gore there was when we tried it before


Oh here's some naff magic music to listen to
Oh and I love you....indeedy I do, yes I do !!




XxXxX



posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 10:11 AM
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Originally posted by MidnightSunshine
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Hey WP, if you feel like a short read check out my new thread about eating out. I worked hard on it, and no one is reading it....
thanks


Thanks for the heads up about that.... I'm big on your side of tipping well. I even worked into there how to get a happy ending for both parties.


You're banned though my dear cause after I read that one, I went on to read your midgit thread, and it wasn't a short read...lol. No pun intended.....

Well...maybe it was!



posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 10:29 AM
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Banned cos now I've had to check out the midget thread !!!


There should be a giant thread though to even things out, go do it my teeny weeny pirate of the towering ocean waves





posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 10:31 AM
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Originally posted by uk today
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teeny weeny


????

Uh...... oh yeah..you're banned.



posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 10:33 AM
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You're only jealous cos you're not in the Land Of The Giants !!







posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 01:28 PM
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pftt...too easy. Banned for saying:


Midget




posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 01:30 PM
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Banned because there IS a thread about giants:
Tall thread
it's pretty funny



posted on Aug, 2 2011 @ 05:06 PM
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Hey sweetie them dwarfs can sure party on down !!



x



posted on Aug, 3 2011 @ 06:43 AM
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so dig the poetry Baby
the threads gone totally crazy
so to make it all a saney
heres a vid of micheal cainey

xXxXx




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