ENJOY: You're Banned Game!

a reply to: Darkblade71

Banned for lack of brainpower !!

Your lightbulb needs to increase a few watts baby, its obviously a bit dim !!

I suggest you invest in the Fisher Price " Pump up the Voltage " kit.

Just plug it in, clamp to the brain, switch it on.....but not in the rain,
or it may explode, your mind implodes, & no refund is given for overloads !!

a reply to: uk today

banned for nicking patents and rhyming in a thunderstorm without licence or correct earthing.

ohmBox

a reply to: funbox

Banned for not replying in rhyme, to uk today....the member who got me started rhyming my bans!

Also, for previously banning FlyersFan, who is now a Mod, doncha know...and can actually BAN you fer real!!

Finally, banned for uttering "ohm" without firstly assuming the lotus position.

(sorry, just making up for lost time!)
jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

it was an electric rhyme , do I get unbanned?

flyersfan a mod ? shes to Goth for that, do I get unbanned ?

ohm was uttered in a huge faraday cage , do I get unbanned

lost time? would an internet search help ? the potential of an unban?

probably not..

banned , mainly because of leaving me a lack of reason to unban you

funBox

a reply to: funbox

You almost had me convinced. I was ready to 'unban' you for your clear concise logic...but then...I remembered that now whenever I see "Fisher Price" anything...I immediately think of you!
Banned!
(Oh, and yeah...FlyersFan is now a Mod. So I have friends in high places...do you?)

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

strangely there is a fisherprice jnr kit for memory eradication ,, its a bit brutal though , and I cannot guarantee that it wont leave you in a gibbering vegetable ..

ahh would it make a difference .. banned if it does

funbox

originally posted by: funbox
a reply to: jacygirl

strangely there is a fisherprice jnr kit for memory eradication ,, its a bit brutal though , and I cannot guarantee that it wont leave you in a gibbering vegetable ..

ahh would it make a difference .. banned if it does

funbox

Would it make a difference? rofl...I mean, BANNED!!!

Wait. What was the question?

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

is that gibber gabber I detect ..banned

*silently, lights wink on a strangely fashioned piece of machinery , faintly under dust and grime can be read the word 'jnr fisherprice' and just readable , 'gibber gabber detection for the mentally deranged'*

no need for me to guess I guess , the winks say it all , at least I can put more emphasis on the advertising now , and the correct safety warnings

funbox

a reply to: funbox

What safety warnings?
I didn't see any safety warnings...."gibber gabber"...*cough*...let's try this again..."gibber gabber"...

Damn! What did I do?
BANNED.
For hiding the warnings.
"gibber gabber"

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

I see no error , gift of the gabber was the silent compliment

banned for making me point it out ;P

bah

funbox

a reply to: funbox

Ahh...a compliment?
Then I cannot ban you.

Who should we pick on? *scans page upwardly*

Nah, just kidding. Banned because you amuse me.
(that was a compliment)

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

interesting . in all seriousness, amusement is to me, the last string of sanity in this frantic world.

surely reality jibes , in some kind of hidden understanding.. wont we all be laughing hard one day ?

banned for slapping the cosmic joker

but then it had to be done sooner or later

funbox

originally posted by: funbox
a reply to: jacygirl

interesting . in all seriousness, amusement is to me, the last string of sanity in this frantic world.

I couldn't agree more, friend!

This thread is one of my guilty pleasures. I find you, and some of the other recent regulars...to be utterly amusing. Sometimes a reply will really tickle my funny bone, lol.

Banned, for shizz and tickles.
jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

banned for making me jump on the youtube train to drag an old one out of the hat



funBox

a reply to: funbox

ahh...hahahaha....dost thou mocketh me?
Too funny!

Banned for making me hunt for 20 minutes to find my headphones (so I could hear the video), lol.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

for jest , more of a celebratory mockery than anything malicious, as if I had a malicious bone in my body

banned for resorting to old speak in a new context

o and for not lip reading .. 20 minuets ?

funbox

a reply to: funbox

Well it sure seemed like 20 minutes....

Banned because lip-reading would have not included the funny voices...(voices? I hear voices...)

Agreed, you are not malicious....you are however still banned.

jacy

a reply to: jacygirl

banned because the bacon is on the edge ...

**

all is good , bann lifted

funbox

a reply to: funbox


If you get banned " Rub the bacon on it "

Crispy will do the trick,
oh and streaky and not too thick !!
Let the rashers smoke away the ban,
gotta be bacon, don't try using ham !!



uk *smokin* today xx

a reply to: uk today

after testing out the bacon theory ,
ive found that scouring tricks are nearly
a tried and tested way to gout
rubbing bacon on my trout

saves on pellets, yes it does
now my trout's squeals like it should

yummy , especially smoked

funBox