POTENTIAL WMD DISCOVERY!

Long link to story

Just heard on CNN as well.


"About 30 Iraqi troops, including a general, surrendered today to US forces of the 3rd Infantry Division as they overtook huge installation apparently used to produce chemical weapons in An Najaf, some 250 kilometers south of Baghdad. "

[Edited on 23-3-2003 by William]

Keep the lieutenants away from the chemicals. And whatever you do, shoot any lieutenant that tries to use the compass and map!

It wasn't immediately clear exactly which chemicals were being produced here, but clearly the Iraqis tried to camouflage the facility so it could not be photographed aerially, by swathing it in sand-cast walls to make it look like the surrounding desert

What a huge discovery! I cant wait for them to go from "apparently" to "confirmed". I hope that this will justify the cause a little better for the doubters, but probably not. This is good news on a bad day for the US, I just heard a blackhawk went down in Afghanistan killing 6.

Originally posted by ProudAmerican

1) I hope that this will justify the cause a little better for the doubters, but probably not.

2) I just heard a blackhawk went down in Afghanistan killing 6.

1) Even if the coalition find 10000000000000000 ICBM's with 10 thermo-nuclear multi-megatons warheads per ICBM + 10000000000000000 bio-chem bombs, it will be not enough for them and they will still shouting : " No War for Petrol ".

Yeah, I know. I'm sarcastic.

2)

whatever they found it inspired fear into the pentagon. colin powell is reported to have crapped himself at the knowledge of the iraqi Windex plant. when asked about this bizarre turn of events he said
" the iraqi ability to clean glass is higher than ever before. no amount of sand dust of smoke kicked up by giant us bombs will affect the 'sandman' ability to look out into their desert wasteland." the one good thing about this discovery Powell continued to say, "they will now have the pleasure of seeing what they are shooting at"

What is ti with those with the word "Phoenix" in their names that makes them so sarcastic?

all i know is every time i eat chicken things get all crazy. like high. chicken high? wow i got problems

huh? what's that supposed to mean

Could it be that the avatar of yours leads one to believe the guy's a gal?

If chicken is a mind altering agent, my mind would be mutated by now. I could live on yard bird, fries and broccoli.

not a girl, that's chaos from xenosaga!

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[Edited on 3-24-2003 by William One Sac]

Watch it with the chicken jokes, they are verging on specisist and I might have to make an angry post about being discriminated on the basis of my species.


phoenix_cross is speciesist!!!

Mr. Chicken, on behalf of Phoenix-Cross and myself, I apologize for our insensitive words about your species. May we be tarred and feathered if we ever....I'm sorry, can I say "feathered"?

Listen TC historically us chickens have had to endure abuse and discrimination based on our species. We have been slaughtered and eaten, deprived of our rights, harrassed and made jokes about. Not only are we a laughing stock in the eyes of the world we are also a cooking stock!!!

But enough! Just because we have no brains and taste nice, doesn't mean we are stupid! We are undertaking subervisive chicken activities, next time you crack open an egg, just consider who's a$s it came out of. ... and then you will realise who is truley superior...

i now repeal any specialist remarks against chickens or any other species. brb i'm goin to kfc.

I'll drive, P-C.
Anybody want any buffalo wings?

Well, my BBQ grill has lots of gas, and I have a great recipe for jalapeno stuffed, bacon wrapped chicken....

Believe it or not, I just saw a commercial for BONELESS chicken wings. Needless to say I'm going to scour my area for a KFC tomorow.

What ever factory they find, first thing they think is "chemical weapons" Who's paranoid now ?

"first thing they think is "chemical weapons"

An actual chemical plant wouldn't need to be hidden from satellites, would it? Nor would it need barracks disguised to look like slums. That's the rather intriguing part. Still, nothing about this should have even hit the airwaves, until it was confirmed that chemical weapons were found....just more irresponsible reporting...