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Calling in Sick

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KillerD

posted on Jul, 22 2004 @ 09:42 AM
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him
that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.


"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a
weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my butt coming into work today."



[Edited on 22-7-2004 by KillerD]



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