Yo Momma~

I'm bored. Remember those "Yo Momma" jokes?

Yo Momma's so fat she played hula hoop with the equator.......

Yo Momma's so fat her blood type is Ragu..........

Whats this got to do with relationships?

And those yo' mamma jokes were the worst things in the world... they weren't funny in any way.

What are you being so touchy for?

People come up with all kinds of silly stuff on BTS, some of which you yourself have participated in.

Sorry if i came across as touchy, i was honestly just giving my opinion on the jokes...

but if you insist i'll participate...
yo mommas so fat i had to swerve around her and i ran out of fuel...

(did you mean to put this in relationships or was it meant fro jokes?)

I hadn't heard that one.

Jokes, but I guess I got it in the wrong section. Oh, well.

Yo Momma's so stupid, the weather man said it was going to be "chilly" so she ran outside with a bowl and spoon...........

Yo Momma's so fat she cant wear her malcolm X tee shirt anymore
cos all the helicopters keep trying to land on her

your momma is dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund

your momma is so old, when she farts, she farts dust

your momma is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

your momma is so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

your momma is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.

your momma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

damn it that's all i can remember right now, i use to be so good with these snaps way back in junior high....old age is telling on me

yo momma so dumb, she locked herself in a convertible... with the hood open...

Yer moma's so fat it takes a tub of Crisco to get her into the bathroom, and the jaws of life to get her out.

Boy i hate to get involved in this but

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of her

Ok here are a couple:

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!

Here are some more:

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class!

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo momma is so short you see her shoes in her drivers license picture.

Yo momma's so short, she uses a codom for a sleeping bag.

Yo momma's so poor, someone came over and stepped on the lit end of a cigarette butt and yo momma said "Hey, who turned off the lights"....

Yo momma's so poor, someone came over and stepped on the lit end of a cigarette butt and yo momma said "Hey, who turned off the heat".....

whys everyone talking about my momma? lol j/k

yo mamas glasses are so big that she can see the future.

yo mamas glasses are so big that when she looks at a map she can see the people.

Your Mom is so loose it is like throwing a hot dog down the hallway

yo mamma's so poor i saw her kickin' garbage cans down the street, i said, "what ya doing" and she said "moving"

Yo Momma was workin' at the Sperm Bank. But she was fired for drinking on the job!

[Edited on 16-8-2004 by crossfire]