reply to post by jaycen420
I think the best weapon would be the Slap Chop, heck after pulverizing the zombie with it you could then slice it, dice it, mince it or even make
zombie spaghetti noodles, fun for the whole family. Maybe i'd even get the headset as well for that official look the guy on the infomercials has
mainly for intimidation purposes because if seen with that in public by a zombie i'm sure they'd think twice about messing with me.
This would be my next choice of weapon:
Tactical Ky/DrP Water balloons filled with a mix of KY Warming Jelly and Dr Pepper because KY jelly is highly toxic to zombies and I figure the
warming part would add a little extra knock down power coupled with the fiz of Dr. Pepper that would eat away at their rotted flesh like acid. Oh
yeah and you also need a pair of Oakley tactical gloves with the kevlar/carbon fiber reinforced knuckles give good adhesion to the balloons for a
little extra oompf behind your throw and you have a cool set of gloves they would be distracted by because they secretly have a fetish for
kevlar/carbon fiber reinforced tactical gloves. You could also add a bicycle helmet some kevlar reinforce spandex shorts with knee pads, elbow pads
for a serious look that means business to the zombies. Did you expect anyone to take this thread seriously???