He would just grab his favorite toy--his AR 15 and blast away.....while I scream in the background.
Whats your weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse?, page 3
reply posted on 16-3-2011 @ 11:30 PM by Aliensdoexist
reply to post by jaycen420
I think the best weapon would be the Slap Chop, heck after pulverizing the zombie with it you could then slice it, dice it, mince it or even make zombie spaghetti noodles, fun for the whole family. Maybe i'd even get the headset as well for that official look the guy on the infomercials has mainly for intimidation purposes because if seen with that in public by a zombie i'm sure they'd think twice about messing with me.
This would be my next choice of weapon:
Tactical Ky/DrP Water balloons filled with a mix of KY Warming Jelly and Dr Pepper because KY jelly is highly toxic to zombies and I figure the warming part would add a little extra knock down power coupled with the fiz of Dr. Pepper that would eat away at their rotted flesh like acid. Oh yeah and you also need a pair of Oakley tactical gloves with the kevlar/carbon fiber reinforced knuckles give good adhesion to the balloons for a little extra oompf behind your throw and you have a cool set of gloves they would be distracted by because they secretly have a fetish for kevlar/carbon fiber reinforced tactical gloves. You could also add a bicycle helmet some kevlar reinforce spandex shorts with knee pads, elbow pads for a serious look that means business to the zombies. Did you expect anyone to take this thread seriously???
I think the best weapon would be the Slap Chop, heck after pulverizing the zombie with it you could then slice it, dice it, mince it or even make zombie spaghetti noodles, fun for the whole family. Maybe i'd even get the headset as well for that official look the guy on the infomercials has mainly for intimidation purposes because if seen with that in public by a zombie i'm sure they'd think twice about messing with me.
This would be my next choice of weapon:
Tactical Ky/DrP Water balloons filled with a mix of KY Warming Jelly and Dr Pepper because KY jelly is highly toxic to zombies and I figure the warming part would add a little extra knock down power coupled with the fiz of Dr. Pepper that would eat away at their rotted flesh like acid. Oh yeah and you also need a pair of Oakley tactical gloves with the kevlar/carbon fiber reinforced knuckles give good adhesion to the balloons for a little extra oompf behind your throw and you have a cool set of gloves they would be distracted by because they secretly have a fetish for kevlar/carbon fiber reinforced tactical gloves. You could also add a bicycle helmet some kevlar reinforce spandex shorts with knee pads, elbow pads for a serious look that means business to the zombies. Did you expect anyone to take this thread seriously???
reply posted on 16-3-2011 @ 11:37 PM by StigShen
Originally posted by babybunnies
My strategy is to become King of the Zombies. That would make me immune to Zombie attack.
Better grab the other guy's Slap Chop, a few 8 balls and a hooker.
This is not totally a fair question, just for the fact I would be armed with multiple weapons. guns knives, etc. etc. All sorts of goodies.
but I guess if I was in a one weapon situation with those undead ba$t@rd$ I would have to go with a good set of Escrima sticks made of white wax wood.
But, just for the sake of lethality I would like to have these customized since we are in a "I Wish" thread. The stick in my left hand would have
a five inch blade running horizontally down the center of the stick from the top. For chopping, and slashing. Then, the stick in my right would have
a 4 inch double edge blade out the front, but the kicker with this blade would be that it pops out the front like that BA auto knife on page 1. Ive
been training with Escrima for 14+ years now, and I think it would be a crazy battle with a few of those things. These are fun threads to answer to
when you are bored.
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