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Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Model's Fake Breast

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posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 07:56 AM
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Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Model's Fake Breast


www.aolnews.com

It was another trip to the Garden of Eden cut short for one legless reptile.

Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot and was later discharged.

As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone pois
(visit the link for the full news article)




posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 07:56 AM
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Because I think we all could use a little levity and break from the doom and gloom out of Japan, and you can’t get much more alternative than this, I present the story of the crazy Israeli model who as a publicity stunt kissed a live snake, and when the snake bit her it died from poisoning in a story I think ought to be titled “snake tempted by poisonous fruit”.

Thousands of years later Eve finally has her revenge.

The woman is reported to be fine, but the snake quickly succumbed to silicone poisoning and died.

Will this spark the outrage of the Bosnian girl throwing puppy dogs in the river?

A cruelty against reptile charge?

********WARNING WILL ROBINSON********
Video contains actual snake bite as it occurred on scantily but fully clothed woman
Rated PG for Proto Guarantees it’s bound to make you laugh!



P.S. Those who are afraid of being eaten by reptilians might want to visit a plastic surgeon soon, evidently they do not digest silicone well!




www.aolnews.com
(visit the link for the full news article)
edit on 15/3/11 by ProtoplasmicTraveler because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 07:59 AM
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EWwwwww It was scared for it's life!!!!




The antichrist for sure! oO



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:00 AM
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Hilarious!

2nd.



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:02 AM
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Originally posted by badw0lf
EWwwwww It was scared for it's life!!!!




The antichrist for sure! oO


Makes one wonder if we are really getting the whole Garden of Eden story?

Is original sin actually based on what Eve did to some poor snake?



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:05 AM
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I feel really bad for that snake. It felt threatened by the unnatural monstrosity trying to eat it, so it defended itself, and then it dies. What a horrible end for such a beautiful creature, and unfortunately the abomination of nature walks away with a simple tetanus shot. Very sad story indeed.



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:06 AM
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That snake is like me when I am around boobies....at least he died doing what he loved...

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posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:07 AM
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Proto, this stuff can't be made up. This is insane. Did the snake really die? Come on, really? I mean it didn't suck out the silicone like a vampire, it just got a little on its teeth. And, a tetanus shot for the model doesn't seem like enough, won't she need the implants replaced?




posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:07 AM
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Originally posted by nwdogg1982
I feel really bad for that snake. It felt threatened by the unnatural monstrosity trying to eat it, so it defended itself, and then it dies. What a horrible end for such a beautiful creature, and unfortunately the abomination of nature walks away with a simple tetanus shot. Very sad story indeed.


Well I am relatively sure a few doctors at the Jerusalem Hospital had fun.

Doctor: We need to give you a tetnus shot in your arm please take off all your clothes!

Patient: OK but how come it takes so many doctors to administer one shot and what are all the cameras for?

Doctor: Standard procedure in cases like this ma'am.

Patient: Oh OK!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:09 AM
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Originally posted by getreadyalready
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler
 


Proto, this stuff can't be made up. This is insane. Did the snake really die? Come on, really? I mean it didn't suck out the silicone like a vampire, it just got a little on its teeth. And, a tetanus shot for the model doesn't seem like enough, won't she need the implants replaced?



They say the snake was poisoned but Hollywood Edition insiders claim that the Snake died of a broken heart after being rejected.

Of course the poor woman was rushed in a U.S. Airforce Fighter Jet to Beverly Hills where I am happy to announce after a 16 hour marathon operation her breasts are now bigger than ever!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:09 AM
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Very funny.

Thanks for the link. With all the bad news a story like this is what we need.

Feel bad for the snakes death but that's what you get for being greedy!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:11 AM
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heh heh good one Proto

On a side note: with snake
well guess what:

while you were posting this I was pondering that the snake in all the old cadueces
is the snake from the epic of gilgamesh
you know were Gilgamesh the son of gods, is seaking immortality


Apparetly there are two ways to switch on the anti aging gene
by slight starvation
and with resveritrol
which comes from grapes
which have a vine that climbs like snakes

The caduce is climbing grape tendrils...NOT snakes....
The resveritrol is the fountain of youth
WINE
heh heh like the old joke "Jewish wine..I wanna move to Flowrida)
there is the truth about your big Pharma right there

a tetanus shot for snake bite WTF ???
they have been known to put a sexual sterilant in the tetanus shots..
nurses were jealus I guess...( don'yt let that breed!)

there you have it...
I think i did turning lead into gold on another thread too ...
edit on 15-3-2011 by Danbones because: (no reason given)

edit on 15-3-2011 by Danbones because: wine for breckie does not help the typing or spelling but im gonna LIVE!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:12 AM
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Thanks for the comic relief in this time of crisis!!!

I never EVER have found it sexy when women are kissing, playing, messing with,
have a snake crawl over them. Thats just me...

I'm glad the *model* is not hurt to bad for the snake..

It is not the snakes fault for biting a dumb person messing with it..

S and F op



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:12 AM
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I think the snake should be stuffed and hung in the Smithsonian and hailed as a hero!

How many men have looked at that same situation, had the same thoughts, realized the consequences probably included a hefty beatdown by security and a little jail time and then lost their nerve?

This snake followed his heart, and went for it! He should be hailed as a hero for us all to emulate!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:12 AM
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********WARNING WILL ROBINSON********
Video contains actual snake bite as it occurred on scantily but fully clothed woman
Rated PG for Proto Guarantees it’s bound to make you laugh!
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Just for this quote!!!!!!! HAHAHA!

Star and Flag!!!!






That has made my day!!!! Along with the video!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:12 AM
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Originally posted by PLUMBER1
Very funny.

Thanks for the link. With all the bad news a story like this is what we need.

Feel bad for the snakes death but that's what you get for being greedy!


I thought so too, after 6 solid days of doom and gloom a bit of laughter is good for the soul.

It doesn't get much funnier than this.

We should all die so well!



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:13 AM
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Makes one wonder


It makes one wonder about the mental health of the people paying attention to these things.

And out of all the places I read this on ATS. This isn't even remotely funny or educative or ANYTHING, it's just crap sensationalist news, which if you ask me, is borderline insane considering the ACTUAL news(which can also be sensationalized) that could be reported on.



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:15 AM
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lighten up now...........



posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:15 AM
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Originally posted by getreadyalready
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler
 


I think the snake should be stuffed and hung in the Smithsonian and hailed as a hero!

How many men have looked at that same situation, had the same thoughts, realized the consequences probably included a hefty beatdown by security and a little jail time and then lost their nerve?

This snake followed his heart, and went for it! He should be hailed as a hero for us all to emulate!


Could we be seeing the real conspiracy in religion here, as we are told not to follow the ways of the snake?

I wonder?




posted on Mar, 15 2011 @ 08:17 AM
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You telling me that is not funny????


You see when the snake bit that fun bag when bouncing like a bad check!!




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