A sexist joke

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posted on Mar, 14 2011 @ 03:25 PM
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Guy meets a gal in a bar and they seem to hit it off and decide to go somewhere quieter.
While necking in the local lovers lane, he goes to make a sexual pass and she stops him.

"You know, I feel really bad. I am attracted to you and I want to do this but in "real life"
I am a prostitute and have to charge you $50 if we go all the way and have sex."

"OK "he says and they continue on to have a great time.

Afterward she reassembles herself as he sits smoking a cigarette.

After some time passes - she tells him she needs to be getting back.
Could he "please drive back to the bar" as it was getting late.

He replies

"You know I feel really bad about this but in "real life" I am a Taxi Driver
and a ride back to the bar is going to cost you about $50."




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And SEXIST BLOND JOKES

#1. A blond is walking along the shore line of a river
and across the way she sees another blond walking.
She decides to holler over to the other blond.
"How do I get to the other side?"

The other blond hollers back..."You're already ON the other side."



#2. A blond goes to the front of the appliance store with her purchase...
"I would like to buy this TV."
"I don't sell to blonds". Says the store owner.
"Discrimination!" screams the blond. "I'll be back!"
She buys a brown wig and returns to the store
wearing the wig she brings her purchase up front.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, I don't sell to blonds" says the store owner.
"This is an outrage" screams the girl and she marches out baffled.
Months later in a completely new look and a long black wig
she returns to the store and brings her purchase up front.

"I would like to buy this TV."
"I don't sell to blonds" says the owner.

The girl finally frustrated
pulls off her wig and says "I give up."
"How did you know I was a blond?"
Because that is a microwave lady.
edit on 14-3-2011 by rusethorcain because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 14 2011 @ 03:59 PM
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Thanks for the stars! I thought they were amusing.
Just trying to bump it up for people getting out of work.



posted on Mar, 14 2011 @ 08:22 PM
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im sure a few women on ATS wont be pleased but i LOL'ed. At all of those.



posted on Mar, 14 2011 @ 10:36 PM
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Thanks for mentioning you like them. I hope the girls can take a joke too.



posted on Mar, 14 2011 @ 11:53 PM
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why does the blond girl have bruises around her belly button?










cause blond guys are just as dumb as blond girls!!!



to even the score a bit



posted on Mar, 17 2011 @ 07:48 PM
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I'll be repeating those jokes tomorrow!



posted on Mar, 17 2011 @ 08:08 PM
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they made me smile





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