Originally posted by schuyler
Reminds me of a relative (sorry to say) who decided that AIDS was God's vengance against homosexuals and drug addicts. And then another relative
chimed in, "Oh, yes! I believe that, too! It's a curse from God!" and I'm thinking, why am I even here? Well, it was my grandmother's 100th birthday
party, so that was why. I've never seen those people again. Thank God.
schuyler in regards to your Grandmother's 100th Birthday, ( Happy Birthday )
Did the family wheel Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the Activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Maybe Grandma couldn't
speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.
Then after a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the Right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
Stuffed pillows on her Right side. schuyler, I bet they were the same ones that believed AIDS was g-ds work, Right?
Then a short time later, she started leaning off to her Left, so again the same family members grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her Left side. Damn
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members that believe in G-ds Will again grabbed Her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to
hold her Up.
Our Friend schuyler who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ..... 'Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?'
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to schuyler......
'Ba%tards won't let me FART'.
Back on Topic,,,, Many, Many Nations hunt Whales and Seals and Tuna and catch Crabs for our pleasure,
For centuries, Nations used Whale Oil for lights and other things.
All creatures have some sort of purpose and when the aliens figure out what you're good for, you'll have a purpose to one day!
edit on 12-3-2011 by guohua because: (no reason given)