Originally posted by lektrofellon
After reviewing the forum options,i decided this was the best one for this story! JOKE!!!!!!
Feel free to move it Mods!
Josh Mather, of Mansfield, Massachusetts, claims he saw an image of Jesus and Mary on a pizza tray from his old restaurant.
He says the vision has changed his life and inspired him to go to church for the first time in 20 years.
For F#cks sake,this is ridiculous,rocks,cheese sandwichs and now pizza boxes,what a nutjob!!!
1.Jesus never existed
2.If he did exist,nobody knows what he looks like
3.Why would he show himself to Josh from Massachusetts in the form of grease on a pizza box.
What a crazy world we live in lol
EDIT:Also can anybody make out jesus in the tree lol
I`m confused. How is this a joke in any way other than that you seem to think other people`s beliefs are humorous and are also fit to be used as
a topic of your leisure entertainment?
1. You were alive 2000 years ago?
2.If he did, are we assuming he was also the son of god and everything else? if so, then it doesn`t matter what he looked like. should he choose to
reveal himself to someone, you`d think they would know because it`s Jesus, so he should be able to communicate somehow like a psychic or just give you
some kind of a "feeling". Have you ever had a "feeling" about anything before that you couldn`t explain away as too much spicy food or alcohol or
fatigue, etc? And even if he did only exist as a regular human, how do you know his memory hasn`t been kept alive somehow by so many people believing
in him? Also, not all the images that are supposed to look like Jesus look the exact same, so it seems to be that interpretation is left to the
beholder, like any work of art should be. And it could be that the image was meant for a particular individual, or any other number of possibilities
you have passed up in favor of blindly ridiculing another human being`s beliefs and putting very little thought into it I might add. Do you presume
to know the mysteries of the mind and of the universe?
3. If you did any research into the many interesting religions of the world, many of which have unfortunately been "hijacked" by the ruling class
and made devoid of their original meaning, then you might know that Jesus, yes assuming he existed, considered all of mankind equal. He was also very
humble. A carpenter by trade who hung around with the fishermen, the poor, prostitutes, the sick & mentally ill, the lower class. So appearing in
grease would not be a big deal to him, and Josh from Massachusetts is every bit as important as the president or the pope.
So basically your only really valid point is that you don`t know if he existed or not. KInda weak if you ask me. I`m not saying I think it`s
real, but if you feel strongly about your opinion on the matter then you should support your arguement with a little more of a foundation, in my
For pete`s sake, this is rediculous... A guy/girl who goes to the trouble to make a thread with the only purpose being to make another person`s
beliefs the target of ridicule and he/she doesn`t even take the time & effort to educate his/herself enough to prevent looking like a buffoon in a
community of educated people who know better. WHAT a freakin nutjob... Wow what a world we live in, couldn`t have said it better myself.
I`m actually doing you a great service whether you realize it or not. Just because a thread is in the joke forum doesn`t mean it has to be
tasteless, and it doesn`t mean it has to fade away into obscurity so suddenly either. Hopefully you will make some more threads in the future, and
they will be composed with a little more dignity and won`t be based in ignorance of the type that is rooted so deeply in us humans and is the cause
of so many problems in our society as a whole. if so then I`l look forward to reading them.