The Charlie Machine - Random Charlie Sheen Insults

A friend just sent me this link and I thought I'd share it with you all. Its a Charlie Sheen Insult generator, and it's got a lot of conspiracy related content in it.

I think it would be funny if everyone posted their funniest random quotes (the quotes are dynamically generated and there's like a million combinations).

www.thecharliemachine.com...

Here's the funniest ones I've gotten so far:

I'm an unearthly force.
I will violently exterminate you with my gnarly linguistics.
I'm on a quest.

I'm a miraculous avatar.
I will mentally conquer you with my extra-terrestrial vocabulary.
Winning.