But still, Maybe this should in the saving life forums... BS to that!!
I cannot stand those little suckers, am I the only one who actually gets a full blown headache from that one loud insidious critter that sits in your
wall and CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP's all night long from 6pm till 6am?
I am sick of ear plugs... man, and you cannot get them... Whack the walls once - they stop.. oh the silence feels like someone gave you some
pethadine... 5 mins later, there they are, and your head fills with the sound, and it builds. At first you KNOW you can just ignore it, but 10 mins
later, it's shattering every thought you had... WAARRRRRGGHHH.. whack the wall again... it stops. Oh but it's god damned insidious.. this time it
knows - 2 mins till it starts up again..
Repeat cycle, till you are watching the cracks in your wall appear and everyone else in the house scream at YOU to STOP....
So you wind up some tissue into bullets and stab them into you ears... oh the release.. the sudden wondrous cleansing freedom.. It is as if you've
found the fountain of youth, but for your hearing..
Then your ears start to ache... GOD DAMN IT... you end up one day buying those yellow moulded soft ear plugs..
then......... is that just my imagination, or is a friggen Mozzie on me... I used to be able to hear them bzzzzzzzzzT onto me.. OH FFS... you take
the plug out of one ear, and slowly waft your arm.. nothing... but that cricket is there playing ear ball golf with you... back in the plug goes...
again, that sensation of a mozzie... ignore it... another one.. ignore it.. another one... FARK SAKE!!!!! take the plugs out, hear a bazillion mozzies
in the room, AND THAT DAMNED CRICKET.
Feed the room half a can of mortien... plugs back in... Oh god now I cant breathe...
I hate sleeping
edit on 5/3/2011 by badw0lf because: (no reason given)