posted on Mar, 3 2011 @ 04:11 PM
I have contemplated deeply regarding your quagmire and if you don’t mind the advice from someone sporting a heredity-induced reverse Mohawk, I think
I have the perfect solution. First and formostly why limit yourself to predictable choices and yesterday’s styles? You don’t seem like a ”Me
Too” kinda fella. It doesn’t require a rocket scientist to realize if you add the letter “L” (and you don’t even need to buy a vowel) to
the word imitation, you end up with “Limitation.”
In short: Why fly your freak flag half-mast?
Through my network of highly classified sources, I’ve recently learned of a rather unique hair stylist that is literally turning the fashion world
on it’s head. It is the story of Bixby a retired circus elephant that has created the latest buzz in fashion with the much sought after “Pachyderm
Do.” No two styles are alike and he offers free blow drying with his trunk. And yes.........works for peanuts.
Bixby in action:
Just a few trendy one-of-a-kind styles:
Only a few ooopppsss moments:
Who knew he had a soft mandible? Apparently not many repeat customers but most report regaining feeling in their cranium in as little as one week.
To schedule an appointment you’ll need to first Bing: Google, (apparently you can’t just search directly) then search for Willy’s Retreat for
Wayward Circus Animals and Petting Zoo in Petaluma, CA. When calling, the code phrase to schedule an appointment is “Saddle the Camels, We Ride at
Dawn.” I can U2U the Secret handshake if you wish.
I am Your Welcoming you in advance as I know this has helped immensely and surely solved the pickle you find yourself within. After all, you asked
and what are friends for?
edit on 3-3-2011 by kinda kurious because: (no reason given)