Attn Women of ATS:

This is whatukno, and I would like to inform you all that I do not need to be hooked up. Seriously, there is no need for this. I know you have some twisted weird odd need to try and have me date, but I really really don't require it.

Besides, not to be offensive, but a few of your choices for me haven't been all that "match" worthy, just a few examples...

Asala tried setting me up with this:

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/c38c59981eb9.jpg[/atsimg]

She explained that she was dating some guy named Charles or Chuck or something, I am not sure cause she threw a shoe and I had to have another one nailed onto her hoof.

uk today came close with this:

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But see dear, I just can't date women with tattoos, or ones that may have it in mind to cleave my head from my shoulders.

zazzafrazz came up with this:

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Which quite honestly scared me too much to even make it to the restaurant with.

And finally mblahnikluver, I think picked the worst:

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So ladies, I know you are just trying to help, and you all seem to have some odd desire to get me hooked up with someone, but please, you can all just stop, I am happy, really I am.

But Wuk - they are ALL sooo handsome!

Wuk I know I said this before...

But maybe you should just be gay

reply to post by OzWeatherman


That's your solution for everything.

Chemtrails:

You should just be gay

Strange kids showing up on your doorstep with black eyes:

You should just be gay

I am sensing a theme with you

Besides, I have said it before and Ill say it again, I know your attracted to me but it's just not happening Oz, I am just not that way. It's cool if you are, and I'm flattered, but seriously it's getting stalkerish at this point.

reply to post by whatukno


WUK,This is the woman of your dreams...
media.photobucket.com...

You can thank me at your wedding!

ROTC sure has changed alot since I was in school.....

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/edddc3efe154.jpg[/atsimg]

I'd LOVE to know the story behind this pic...or....maybe not....

hahah... i think the "girl" with the sword is packin' a baloney dagger too!

reply to post by Gazrok


Zazz heard that I liked redheads, I should have been far more specific.

reply to post by whatukno


Yep...looks like Gene Simmons and Carrot Top had a love child or something....

LMAO!

She was the best of the group!! She had the most potential!



how did I miss this thread

Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by Gazrok

 

Zazz heard that I liked redheads, I should have been far more specific.

I got a redhead for ya...











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I would go on a date with the guy with the rifle and diaper, anytime. Now that looks interesting.

Is that Leonard at the bottom ??? .............. Floozy


Wuk I have never seen such a cleverly disguised ... subtle cry for help, in all my time here.

Don't worry pal, .... I'm on the case.

We'll grab you someone, .... a woman ?? thats just not guaranteeable.

If your going to be that picky then your never going to find anyone...

Originally posted by Versa
If your going to be that picky then your never going to find anyone...

I agree, I bet wuk's no oil painting himself, I think a few of those ladies are well within wuk's league. You aint get any younger either wuk.

Originally posted by Gazrok
ROTC sure has changed alot since I was in school.....

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/edddc3efe154.jpg[/atsimg]

I'd LOVE to know the story behind this pic...or....maybe not....

Damn. I told Zazz *NOT* ever to post that pic of me. I'm really hurt. I'm kinda proud of my PMS, but I still don't like to be seen in the full throws of hormonal mayhem. It's a private thing, y'know.........

Please don't let it put you off Wukky...I'm still a feisty redhead... ;D

Originally posted by whatukno




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Tsk tsk, what more can you want!
Look at the beautiful complextion

For the dirty old man in you..

I introduce the very scrummy Amy Childs

Originally posted by Yissachar1
For the dirty old man in you..

I introduce the very scrummy Amy Childs

The thinking mans crumpet

reply to post by woodwardjnr


You KNOW you would woodwood!