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posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 04:55 AM
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This is whatukno, and I would like to inform you all that I do not need to be hooked up. Seriously, there is no need for this. I know you have some twisted weird odd need to try and have me date, but I really really don't require it.

Besides, not to be offensive, but a few of your choices for me haven't been all that "match" worthy, just a few examples...

Asala tried setting me up with this:



She explained that she was dating some guy named Charles or Chuck or something, I am not sure cause she threw a shoe and I had to have another one nailed onto her hoof.

uk today came close with this:



But see dear, I just can't date women with tattoos, or ones that may have it in mind to cleave my . from my shoulders.

zazzafrazz came up with this:



Which quite honestly scared me too much to even make it to the restaurant with.

And finally mblahnikluver, I think picked the worst:



So ladies, I know you are just trying to help, and you all seem to have some odd desire to get me hooked up with someone, but please, you can all just stop, I am happy, really I am.




posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 06:08 AM
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But Wuk - they are ALL sooo handsome!



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 07:02 AM
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Wuk I know I said this before...

But maybe you should just be gay



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 07:14 AM
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reply to post by OzWeatherman
 


That's your solution for everything.

Chemtrails:

You should just be gay

Strange kids showing up on your doorstep with black eyes:

You should just be gay

I am sensing a theme with you

Besides, I have said it before and Ill say it again, I know your attracted to me but it's just not happening Oz, I am just not that way. It's cool if you are, and I'm flattered, but seriously it's getting stalkerish at this point.
edit on 3/1/2011 by whatukno because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 08:28 AM
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reply to post by whatukno
 


WUK,This is the woman of your dreams...
media.photobucket.com...

You can thank me at your wedding!



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 08:30 AM
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ROTC sure has changed alot since I was in school.....



I'd LOVE to know the story behind this pic...or....maybe not....



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 09:04 AM
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hahah... i think the "girl" with the sword is packin' a baloney dagger too!



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 09:19 AM
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reply to post by Gazrok
 


Zazz heard that I liked red.s, I should have been far more specific.



posted on Mar, 1 2011 @ 10:36 AM
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reply to post by whatukno
 


Yep...looks like Gene Simmons and Carrot Top had a love child or something....



posted on Mar, 17 2011 @ 10:01 PM
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LMAO!

She was the best of the group!! She had the most potential!



how did I miss this thread



posted on Mar, 18 2011 @ 12:12 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno
reply to post by Gazrok
 


Zazz heard that I liked red.s, I should have been far more specific.


I got a red. for ya...
















posted on Mar, 18 2011 @ 07:00 AM
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I would go on a date with the guy with the rifle and diaper, anytime. Now that looks interesting.



posted on Mar, 18 2011 @ 11:39 AM
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Is that Leonard at the bottom ??? .............. Floozy



Wuk I have never seen such a cleverly disguised ... subtle cry for help, in all my time here.

Don't worry pal, .... I'm on the case.

We'll grab you someone, .... a woman ?? thats just not guaranteeable.



posted on Mar, 23 2011 @ 04:59 PM
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If your going to be that picky then your never going to find anyone...



posted on Apr, 7 2011 @ 05:14 AM
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Originally posted by Versa
If your going to be that picky then your never going to find anyone...


I agree, I bet wuk's no oil painting himself, I think a few of those ladies are well within wuk's league. You aint get any younger either wuk.



posted on Apr, 7 2011 @ 06:26 AM
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Originally posted by Gazrok
ROTC sure has changed alot since I was in school.....



I'd LOVE to know the story behind this pic...or....maybe not....



Damn. I told Zazz *NOT* ever to post that pic of me. I'm really hurt. I'm kinda proud of my PMS, but I still don't like to be seen in the full throws of hormonal mayhem. It's a private thing, y'know.........

Please don't let it put you off Wukky...I'm still a feisty red.... ;D



posted on Apr, 7 2011 @ 06:32 AM
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Originally posted by whatukno








Tsk tsk, what more can you want!
Look at the beautiful complextion

edit on 7-4-2011 by Mentalistbee because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 7 2011 @ 07:26 AM
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For the dirty old man in you..

I introduce the very scrummy Amy Childs





posted on Apr, 7 2011 @ 07:46 AM
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Originally posted by Yissachar1
For the dirty old man in you..

I introduce the very scrummy Amy Childs




The thinking mans crumpet



posted on Apr, 8 2011 @ 04:57 AM
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You KNOW you would woodwood!



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