like this:WHY FISHING IS BETTER THAN SEX!
#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still fish.
#19 - A limp rod is still useful while fishing.
#18 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you
once in a while.
#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against fishing.
#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you
don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
#14 - Your fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you fished
with long ago.
#13 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
#12 - When you see a really good fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.
#11 - If your regular fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you fish with someone else.
#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you fish by yourself.
#9 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.
#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy fishing stuff.
#7 - You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to fish with you without getting
sued for harassment.
#6 - There are no fishing-transmitted diseases.
#5 - If you want to watch fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy channel.
#4 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of
#3 - Nobody expects you to give up fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.
#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.
#1 - Your fishing partner will never say, "What? Again? We just fished