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Why zombies never attack each other?

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posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:02 PM
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At least in movies?
Read this article:
www.cracked.com...

Zombie apocalypse is very real (hell yeah! that would be awesome!). But the question is, would the zombies kill themselves off, or would they leave that the job for us? If it was real scenario.
What never made sense in zombie movies was that zombies have always recognized other zombies and always left them alone, but they could very easily detect normal non-infected person.




posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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Zombie males have no balls and the women just like to complicate things.

edit on 26-2-2011 by JonoEnglish because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:18 PM
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Watch The Walking Dead.

It's the smeellllll cover yourself in decayed human flesh and you're good to go


good show too by the way!!



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by JonoEnglish
reply to post by Farnhold
 


Because the males have no balls and the women just like to complicate things.


How do you convert that to zombies?



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:20 PM
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Looks great, just watching the trailer





posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:24 PM
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Everyone knows bits drop off zombies. They are very heavy footed.

They are still male and female. Don't be so bigoted against the zombie kind my friend.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:30 PM
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My question would be if I was brave enough to start a thread on such a sensitive subject would be.

If a man got turned into a zombie whilst he had an erection, would that erection stay? If yes, now that would be truely frightening.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:35 PM
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Did they just decide to rip off 28 days later, word for word? And put it on Television?



In response to the OP, Zombies don't attack eachother because they thirst for fresh blood and flesh, not dead flesh and infected blood.
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posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:36 PM
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Originally posted by JonoEnglish
My question would be if I was brave enough to start a thread on such a sensitive subject would be.

If a man got turned into a zombie whilst he had an erection, would that erection stay? If yes, now that would be truely frightening.


LOL
, funny question
.
Now imagine if he jumped at you with his... ehm... "stick" out
... whilst he had an erection...
Ah gawd



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:37 PM
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Yes, that question keeps me awake at night.

Which . shot would you go for first?



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:40 PM
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Originally posted by JonoEnglish
reply to post by Farnhold
 


Yes, that question keeps me awake at night.

Which . shot would you go for first?

Depends on how bad the erection would be
. If very bad, then mine, I guess
.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:41 PM
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Hmm.. I think I'd go for that too.

Just remember to stay well away from brothels in a zombie outbreak my friend.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:46 PM
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Haha. Good tip
. Now, to think of zombie prostitutes, I wonder if condom would provide enough protection.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:48 PM
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Originally posted by Tephra
reply to post by Farnhold
 


Did they just decide to rip off 28 days later, word for word? And put it on Television?



In response to the OP, Zombies don't attack eachother because they thirst for fresh blood and flesh, not dead flesh and infected blood.
edit on 26-2-2011 by Tephra because: (no reason given)


Not sure, but looks pretty good



Aye, but flesh is still very fresh once they turn. And zombies in 28 days/weeks later werent really dead. They were just pissed off mindless people, and yet they never attacked each other.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:49 PM
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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:51 PM
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Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.


Lol, I rather wont imagine what would happen if you had a meat flavour.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 07:54 PM
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Be prepared to run.



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 09:09 PM
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Originally posted by Farnhold

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
reply to post by Farnhold
 


Because the males have no balls and the women just like to complicate things.


How do you convert that to zombies?


With the men, give them a playboy.

With the ladies, its after a baby.

Somehow, we all win and lose!! oO



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 09:15 PM
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Originally posted by JonoEnglish
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According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.


No wrong..

Condoms dont stop the smell.. oO

rofl



wait,how do I know.. uhh.. Oo



posted on Feb, 26 2011 @ 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by Farnhold

Originally posted by JonoEnglish
reply to post by Farnhold
 


According to Badwolf they do go on smell. So you may be onto something. Condoms do come in many flavours so as long as you stick to fruit or the veggie kind, it should be ok.


Lol, I rather wont imagine what would happen if you had a meat flavour.


Chicken is meat, are you all on planet urectum? -- or is it still uranus here in on planet 2011..

Good news everyone, I'm making posts Backwards - so as to confuse myself.. ahyees...



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