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posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 09:13 PM
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Alright, so would this meal go better with Coke or Mountain Dew?




posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 09:26 PM
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Dear So Many Questions,

It would go best with a Coke... So long as it's a Jack & Coke!



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 10:00 PM
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Dear JaxonRoberts,

I find myself drifting from reality into fantasy. I wish to escape this rock and journey into space. Is it possible I could build a rocket fueled by bacon grease?



posted on Feb, 20 2011 @ 10:13 PM
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Dear Space Case,

You could, but there is a much easier way to see the stars... It involves a rubber mallet, a sturdy tree stump and your testicles...



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:16 PM
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Dear Meat lover,

Why are you an anti-smoking nazi? and why won't your mother get off my bacon?



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:34 PM
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edit on 21-2-2011 by Nosred because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:40 PM
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Thanks for helping me prepare the best dinner ever!



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:50 PM
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Dear vengeful one,

What is the proper way to apologize for unintentionally offending someone in chat whilest trying to be funny?

-- Tactless



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:52 PM
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Dear Jaxon,I have a deep need to spank other people.
I always want to bring a belt with me when on chat.
Tell me,what is wrong with me,I need your help?
edit on 21-2-2011 by mamabeth because: spelling



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:56 PM
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It's only natural mama. The people in chat (with the exception of myself) deserve a proper spanking by a genuine mama.



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 06:59 PM
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reply to post by v1rtu0s0
 


I know that you are always good

I admit that I need help.



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 07:37 PM
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JR,

I am at a loss here...

How can I find it?
edit on 2/21/2011 by ugie1028 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 07:40 PM
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Dear Necrophiliac,

I am most certainly in favor of smoking... as long as it's bacon that is being smoked...

And speaking of bacon, my mother has been pushing up daisies since the bicentenial, so the only way she could be on your bacon is if you used a shovel and...



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 07:41 PM
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Dear Twinkie the Kid,

Anytime my friend, anytime...



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 07:44 PM
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Dear Wannabe Comedian,

I would suggest that you start by trying to actually be funny... You will find many joke books available at your local bookstore...



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 07:47 PM
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Dear Chat Mistress of Pain,

It's perfectly acceptable, just go buy yourself a nice leather teddy and they will BEG you to do it...

Start with v1rtu0s0... He's been a VERY bad boy!



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 07:49 PM
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Dear Dorothy,

Follow the Yellow Brick Road... and watch out for flying monkeys!



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 08:02 PM
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Dear JR,

I followed your advice...

I carried a shotgun and had infinite ammo using the contra cheat (Up down up down left right left right ab start.) and the monkeys were not an issue... but i reached the end of the road... and wound up with a holographic face in front of me controlled by a man behind a curtain... I shot him too...

this didn't solve my problem...

I have 2,000 dead monkeys and a dead man... at my feet...

How do i find my loss and get rid of this mess?



I think your advice caused more problems than it solved.
edit on 2/21/2011 by ugie1028 because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 08:04 PM
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Dear Jaxon,


I'm afraid Ugie needs to change his ATS avatar before the feds track him down. The question is, what should he change his avatar to?


Also, the poor little buddy had his heart torn out by a mean witch. What should he do to get over it?


Thanks



posted on Feb, 21 2011 @ 08:13 PM
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Dear Gun Crazy,

This is one of those problems that is best solved with the proper use of tactical nuclear weapons... Now getting your hands on one might be a little tricky...



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