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posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 04:48 PM
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Kiss him, full on the mouth, without warning. If he doesn't reject you, he is gay. If you get upset that he did reject you, you are gay. Questions?

~Heff




posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by Hefficide
reply to post by v1rtu0s0
 


Kiss him, full on the mouth, without warning. If he doesn't reject you, he is gay. If you get upset that he did reject you, you are gay. Questions?

~Heff


APPLAUSE



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 06:56 PM
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Dear Closet Case,

I thought we already covered the 'my friend' bit... Just come on over to my house and we'll see for sure... I promise, I won't judge... unless you are totally lame...



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 06:58 PM
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Dear Knows Way Too Much,

This would indeed be outstanding advice if indeed he were really talking about a 'friend' instead of just cyber-stalking me... And you sound like you have a great deal of experience in this... Care to share with the rest of the class???



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:08 PM
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To quote a now infamous TV commercial....

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU! ALRIGHT??? I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!!"
edit on 2/19/11 by Hefficide because: to make sure my bb screw up didn't kill an entire page.



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:12 PM
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Dear "Protests Too Much",

It's OK, your secret is safe with me... and my many readers here on Ask JaxonRoberts ...



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:20 PM
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Dude. I am a manwhore. If I was gay every guy on ATS would know!


On a related note, this is also why 43% of the females on ATS have me on ignore.



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:23 PM
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Ack... Make that 44%.....



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:38 PM
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Dear Jaxon,

It has come to my attention that my hovercraft is no longer full of eels. What is the problem here and how do I fix it?

Sincerely,
Nosred



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:38 PM
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How do I know someone really means "I love you"



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 07:41 PM
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Polygraph tests.



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:18 PM
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Dear Hiding in the Closet,

Nice job on the cover up! Deflection worked for Rock Hudson for DECADES!



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:21 PM
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Dear Banned One,

The eels enjoy the friendly banter in ATS Chat, and since you cannot log in any longer... I cannot think of any way to fix this... You could try getting some anti-social eels...



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:22 PM
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Dear Needy Nellie,

If they say it even after you have untied them and let them out of the basement, odds are good that they really mean it!



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:24 PM
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Dear Jax,

I have found that I have been transformed into a newt in my sleep? How do I cure this and how can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Thanks for the help,
Nosred



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:28 PM
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Dear Lizard Lips,

Regretfully, unless the aliens return and turn you back, you are stuck eating bugs and hanging out around porchlights... Do us all a favor and don't breath in our general direction... Bug breath is highly unattractive...



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:36 PM
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Dear JaxonRoberts,

I'm afraid I must ask for your guidance once more, as this is a matter of the utmost importance.

Now would you kindly tell me that if given that the line l has parametric equations x = 5 - 3t, y = -2 + t, z = 1 + 9t; what are the parametric equations for a line through P(-6,4,-3) and parallel to l ?

Thanks in advance,
Nosred



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:43 PM
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Dear Math Geek,

The answer is Bacon cubed...



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:49 PM
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Dear Jax,

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?

Sincerely,
Nosred

P.S. This is very important and I need an answer ASAP!!!



posted on Feb, 19 2011 @ 08:52 PM
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Dear Mr. JaxonRoberts ~

What causes people to give me strange looks while I walk around in the mall?

edit on 2/19/2011 by hhcore because: (no reason given)





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