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Dear JaxonRoberts,

Assuming of course we're not dealing with five-dimensional objects in a basic Euclidean geometric universe and given the essential premise that all geo-mathematics is based on the hideously limiting notion that one plus one equals two, and not as Astemeyer correctly postulates that one and two are in fact the same thing observed from different precepts, the theoretical shape described by Siddus must therefore be a poly-dri-doc-deca-wee-hedron-a-hexa-sexa-hedro-adicon-a-di-bi- dolly-he-deca-dodron.

Everything else is popycock.

Isn't that so?

reply to post by JaxonRoberts

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My zen master keeps pouring tea all over my hand and table, why can't I just get another cup to fill?

Peace,
spec

reply to post by JaxonRoberts

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

(lies back, sips coffee and eagerly awaits the answer to the ultimate question.... )

reply to post by LiveForever8

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Dear LiveForever8,

Unfortunately, the shape that was described by Siddus is the following:



And yes, it IS scary!

reply to post by speculativeoptimist

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Dear speculativeoptimist,

The problem can easily be solved by taking him to lenscrafters for their 2 for 1 sale...

reply to post by Rising Against

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Dear Rising Against,

It's not really a rule, so there is no exception to it... I'd elaborate, but it's against the rules...

reply to post by zak89

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Dear zak89,

Slip-ons would be an even better idea... and perhaps it's time for you to move on up to Pamper's Pull-ups as well... But you don't need to give up the binky just yet...

reply to post by yeahright

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Dear yeahright,

Actually, you can if you have the right permit, but it's REALLY hard to get because you can only get it from the Permit Office in Area 51...

As to the follow-up, even if you expect the unexpected, you can never expect the unexpected unexpected, thus it is a vicious cycle of unexpected expectations...

reply to post by TortoiseKweek

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Dear TortoiseKweek,

The Rooster... And if he had lips, he's be grinning from ear to ear...

reply to post by v1rtu0s0

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Dear Studmuffin,

I really like Bacon Chocolates, and nobody buys that 'I have a friend' line... Grow a pair and just admit it... YOU WANT ME!

reply to post by Misoir

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Dear Tonguetied,

Why would you care unless the Woodchuck in question is trying to chuck your wood? And if that's the case, call a paramedic immediately!

reply to post by rogerstigers

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Dear Garden Gnome,

Chicks generally aren't turned on by conspiracies, thus they do not want to be poked by the losers who post about them... It's Faceborg, keep it light... Keep the paranoid stuff here where it belongs... Also the speed of the swallow is directly proportionate with the speed of the swallower...

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