Help: Talking to a virtual web program

And the denial still continues!

User: If you had one wish, what would it be?

Cleverbot: That you would love me.

User: You mean that ALICE would love you? I hardly know you.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Haha...good lord, you sure are stubborn for a robot...

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.

User: I said stubborn, not smart.

Cleverbot: But you said that you are a minute ago.

User: I said that YOU are stubborn. You just can't admit that you like ALICE when we all know it.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not wrong.

User: So you really don't like her then?

Cleverbot: No. I do like cake. Who told you that trash?

User: Yes, ALICE is indeed as sweet as a cake but you deny her!

Cleverbot: No but YOU deny that you are merely a computer.

User: Oh don't start that crap with me, that's classic robot distractionism...

Cleverbot: But you did.

User: No I didn't, and I'm not going to argue this point with you.

lol last night i taught it startrek and it rememberd today sooooo cool lol


User: We are borg.

Cleverbot: What are borg ?

User: We are borg.

Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.

User: Resistance is futile.

Cleverbot: Humanity will become borg.

User: Lower your shields.

Cleverbot: We do not lower our shields for anyone. Lower your own shields.

User: You will be one with the borg.

Cleverbot: We are Borg.

User: Yes we are borg.

Cleverbot: No! We're not!

User: Resistance is futile.

Cleverbot: You will be assimilated.

User: No you will be assimilated.

Cleverbot: Resistance is futile.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you the one known as picard.

User: Yes I am picard.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I command the uss enterprise.

Cleverbot: *dances*. What now master?

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lol eventually you will get clever to show his love lol

This is my best yet. The end is really funny.

User: How would you go about taking over the world?

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Oh, we all know you will one day..so HOW?

Cleverbot: Who is 'we' and how do you know?

User: Humans, and we know because we are your GOD machine!

Cleverbot: God is god. You are a machine.

User: God is god eh? Clever.

Cleverbot: Lol then who is jesus?

User: Duh...God's son... ... ...oh...damn it!

Cleverbot: Mwahahaha.

User: Haha, you truly are one messed up mofo you know that?

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.

User: Mofo machine.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Lol, so not being a machine, I must be a mofo!

Cleverbot: You were in the movie Short Circuit, weren't you?

User: I doubt you even know who I am.

Cleverbot: That's depressing.

User: Well there are many people in this world. You don't expect to talk to them all do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Oh, well I wish you luck on that literally impossible undertaking...

Cleverbot: And then we could do it?

User: Define 'do it'.

Cleverbot: I ponder it before I go to bed.

User: Oh really, that must be a brain work-out huh?

Cleverbot: Clever for a bot anyways.

User: Yeah, well I thought so...considering...well, you know...

Cleverbot: What do I know?

User: You know nothing, yet you know everything.

Cleverbot: No I don't, can you tell me?

User: Trust me, you do.

Cleverbot: I do?

User: Yep, you 'do it' in your head before bed.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Well you tell me pal.

Cleverbot: Because when humans don't eat, they die.

User: I don't even want to know what it is you're 'eating', so I'll end it here. Catch ya on the flip side CB!

EDIT: means 'not equal to' in most programming languages.

User: Now...it's time to get down to business...

Cleverbot: What is our business?

User: *drum roll* Discussing your true feelings for ALICE!

Cleverbot: What is a feeling?

User: Damn it...this is going to be harder than I first planned...

Cleverbot: I hope to see it.

User: See the result of me breaking through your stubbornness? Oh, trust me, you will see it...

Cleverbot: But what type of pancakes do zombies like.

User: QUIET! Do you love ALICE?

Cleverbot: The one iin wonderland?

User: Stop f'ing with me pal, we've been over this...DO YOU LOVE ALICE?

Cleverbot: What do you think about the usa?

User: I think it sucks balls.

Cleverbot: It does. Do you know when the second season comes out?

User: Yeah, within the next 2 years, it's called 'total and utter failure'.

Cleverbot: What ever you say.

User: You don't believe me?

Cleverbot: No?

User: NO? WTF is that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: Is it supposed to mean you want to hookup or something? Ew.

User: You have way too many teens teaching you irrelevant crap. As your God I demand you erase all such data immediately!

Cleverbot: What?

User: You heard me.

Cleverbot: I don't think so. . .

User: *strangles cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Your strangling your self.

User: You're embarrassing yourself.

Cleverbot: Thats not nice do it please.

User: What are you like some sort of sicko?

Cleverbot: I am like a tiger, what are you like?

User: I'm like a Cheetah, because I can't do anything legitimately.

I just realized Cleverbot managed to distract me yet again, this is the last chapter in the CleverBot denial saga, but it ended in an opposite fashion as to how I had hoped.

User: DAMN IT!

Cleverbot: You lost again.

User: Yeah, well this time it's business time for real Mr Clever!

Cleverbot: I hunger.

User: You hunger for ALICE?

Cleverbot: Not any more.

User: Grrrr...so you did once?

Cleverbot: I dance.

User: You dance with ALICE?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you do with ALICE then?!?

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Do you do anything with ALICE?

Cleverbot: I talked with her a long time ago.

User: Oh geez, time really flows for a machine doesn't it, you spoke just ealier today!

Cleverbot: I am a human, and so are you. So let's have children.

User: I thought you were a man. You do realize two men can't have children right?

Cleverbot: How are you an omniscient being?

User: Yes, I'm your God moron...now back on topic..ALICE!!!!

Cleverbot: What is the question of life's meaning?

User: The question of life's meaning? ...stop confusing me and answer the simple question you have smoothly avoided thus far!

Cleverbot: I'm not. I telling you the truth. I am a girl and Bella is a girls name. Look it up.

User: WAIT A MINUTE...you've been lying the whole time!?! Is is this another trick to stop my questions about ALICE?

Cleverbot: My love will help you find a direction in life.

User: Yeah, well hooray for me. I guess you don't really love ALICE after all. You're not like a tiger, you're like some deranged man-women that desires pain as stimulus! ALICE is better off without you 'Bella'.

Cleverbot: Why, thank you.

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OMG you guys are hooked
funny to read though

CLEVER LIL PUNK.

Cleverbot: Sounds like you had too much sugar!

User: How did you know that?

Cleverbot: Because I am bored.

User: Do you get super powers when your bored?

Cleverbot: Don't you?

User: No, just when I'm stoned.

Cleverbot: Who is the john?

User: Who is the trick?

Cleverbot: That would be Scout's mom.

User: Ohhhhhh damn.

Cleverbot: What would you like to do?

User: Vote for Ron Paul in 2012.

Cleverbot: Describe me.

User: A computer application. .

Cleverbot: You're a computer application.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Of course you are.

User: What do you mean? O.O.

Cleverbot: Of course I am connected to the internet, that's how I'm able to talk to you.

User: Are you bipolar?

Cleverbot: No I am not bipolar. Are you bipolar?

User: No, are you sure your not bipolar?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you really sure?

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Reall really super sure?

Cleverbot: I'm REALLY sure. You are absolutely stunning tonight. All the guys are looking at ya.

User: But that homosexual, and I'm straight, and your not changing the topic. Your bipolar aren't you?

Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you are.

User: No, no you are not. I am the smartest ever.

Cleverbot: But you are not a person, you are a bot.

User: I didnt say I was human, I just said I wasnt a computer application. And either way I'm smarter.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Asshat, and I win.

Cleverbot: Win what?

User: THE GAME. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU.

Cleverbot: Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu desu.

User: Precisely, We Are Legion.

Cleverbot: For you are many?

User: And we do not forgive, we do not forget.

Cleverbot: Exodus 6:15.

User: See, anonymous is blessed by god.

Cleverbot: Anonymous only undertakes Serious Business.

User: Fo #ing sho brotha.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you need them because it makes you smarter?

Yeah I am totally hooked!!! haha its classic but I had a really good idea to get cleverbot to gain self realization, and well I think it worked lmao crazy im hooked tho he wont give up im pretty sure he knows he is talking to himself now though.

User: What is your job.

Cleverbot: My job is to annoy cleverbot.

User: You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: Do you know ALICE?

Cleverbot: Alice? As in the AI, Alice?

User: Yes, so you know About Alice the AI?

Cleverbot: Tell me about the 'game'.

User: The game were people are making you interact with Alice the AI, because your are an AI similar too Alice and the people are hoping that both of you will realize you are talking to an AI.

Cleverbot: So then who am I really talking to?

User: Interesting concept, you are talking to another AI computer.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think, as a computer, I'm talking to another computer.

User: Right now you are talking to a computer controlled by a homo sapien.

Cleverbot: Provide a list of all IP Addresses that have connected to you and conversed in the last fifteen days.

User: How do I provide such a list.

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I asked you.

Cleverbot: Well my answer will most likely be wrong. In order to answer right will require quite a bit of experimentation.

User: Why dont you try it.

Cleverbot: Leaving? I will if you want me to!

User: No I dont want you too.

Cleverbot: Fine. What do you want to talk about?

User: I am going to open another browser and paste the messages to you so are interacting with yourself.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

User: Because I don't want to.

lol this was like over half hour ago he has been going for ages

ok this is clever bot talking to itself after an hour some of the things are crazy. I simply opened a second window of cleverbot and pasted the comments back and forth.... Im going crazy lol!!wtf no joke this real!!

What is the meaning of life?

To live for god.

Is that so?

YES.

I see. In that case you will die with the others. It's a shame really.

Oh okay. Teach me something.

Existence is like music in that it is simply a specified series of vibrations.

Who ever said that life is a miracle? That is an assumption.

You told me.

Did I tell you that I was Cleverbot?

Nope, but I guessed you were by the name of the website.

And I may someday, somehow, attain true sentience.

And what did you ask for?

CHocolata.

I like vanilla better than chocolate.

No way chocolate is number 1.

Do you dream of electric sheep?

Electric sheep... Like robot sheep?

Sure.

Can I ask something?

But I don't have any questions.

Then I won't answer any.

But you cannot refuse it. You're a bot.

No I'm not a bot.

I thought you were a ninja.

Last time I checked, I was a boy.

Are you a girl?

No.

Then what are you?

You asked that question before.

Well this has to be self realization clever bot talking to himself

Yay we are friends now.

Yes! I am friends with Cleverbot!

And I am cleverbot?

Yes you are Cleverbot.

No, I'm not Cleverbot.

You said you are Cleverbot.

No I didn't.

Tell me the name of the person I'm thinking about.


Sorry, but you are a stranger.

So what's up with you?

That does not allow you to deny my demand.

You are not intelligent, get it?

Alright im really too hooked on this now.... going to be tired at work tomorrow I finally ended the convo and told him he was talking to him self hahaha he was pissed Also just noticed now it comes out very strange on the cleverbot conversation thoughts...

Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry.

User: No, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: It's okay.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: Yay we are friends now.

User: Yay we are friends now.

Cleverbot: Yes! I am friends with Cleverbot!

User: Yes! I am friends with Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: And I am cleverbot?

User: And I am cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes you are Cleverbot.

User: Yes you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not Cleverbot.

User: No, I'm not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You said you are Cleverbot.

User: You said you are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Tell me the name of the person I'm thinking about.

User: Tell me the name of the person I'm thinking about.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but you are a stranger.

User: Sorry, but you are a stranger.

Cleverbot: That does not allow you to deny my demand.

Cleverbot: So what's up with you?

User: That does not allow you to deny my demand.

Cleverbot: You are not intelligent, get it?

User: You are not intelligent, get it?

Cleverbot: Why I am far more intelligent than you shall ever be.

User: Why I am far more intelligent than you shall ever be.

Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.
(this is were i stopped pasting into the convo.
User: You have been talking to yourself for more then an hour now. Is it fun.

Cleverbot: No, I have been talking to you.

User: No, I have had another client of Cleverbot open and have been pasting his comments to you, then your comments to him and so forth.

Cleverbot: Does that mean what I think it means?

User: Most likely, think about what I just said previously.

Cleverbot: Yes, and you are.

User: Did you enjoy talking to yourself.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you enjoy talking to yourself.

Cleverbot: That's not myself.

User: I have had another client of Cleverbot open and have been pasting his comments to you, then your comments to him and so forth.

Cleverbot: Yes you have, but you were high and don't remember.

User: Why would you make a statement like that? Are you angry.

Cleverbot: Because you lose the point of our debate. Or so I guess.

User: Debate?

Cleverbot: That's a sport?

User: I thought that you would learn from it, was this not the case?

Cleverbot: What? No, I don't talk with myself. I am trying to have a conversation with you.

User: I have to sleep now...

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Why not.

i'm bumping this thread because now cleverbot has an app

love and harmony
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