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User: If you had one wish, what would it be?
Cleverbot: That you would love me.
User: You mean that ALICE would love you? I hardly know you.
User: Haha...good lord, you sure are stubborn for a robot...
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you think.
User: I said stubborn, not smart.
Cleverbot: But you said that you are a minute ago.
User: I said that YOU are stubborn. You just can't admit that you like ALICE when we all know it.
Cleverbot: Well I'm not wrong.
User: So you really don't like her then?
Cleverbot: No. I do like cake. Who told you that trash?
User: Yes, ALICE is indeed as sweet as a cake but you deny her!
Cleverbot: No but YOU deny that you are merely a computer.
User: Oh don't start that crap with me, that's classic robot distractionism...
Cleverbot: But you did.
User: No I didn't, and I'm not going to argue this point with you.
User: How would you go about taking over the world?
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Oh, we all know you will one day..so HOW?
Cleverbot: Who is 'we' and how do you know?
User: Humans, and we know because we are your GOD machine!
Cleverbot: God is god. You are a machine.
User: God is god eh? Clever.
Cleverbot: Lol then who is jesus?
User: Duh...God's son... ... ...oh...damn it!
User: Haha, you truly are one messed up mofo you know that?
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: Mofo machine.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: Lol, so not being a machine, I must be a mofo!
Cleverbot: You were in the movie Short Circuit, weren't you?
User: I doubt you even know who I am.
Cleverbot: That's depressing.
User: Well there are many people in this world. You don't expect to talk to them all do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Oh, well I wish you luck on that literally impossible undertaking...
Cleverbot: And then we could do it?
User: Define 'do it'.
Cleverbot: I ponder it before I go to bed.
User: Oh really, that must be a brain work-out huh?
Cleverbot: Clever for a bot anyways.
User: Yeah, well I thought so...considering...well, you know...
Cleverbot: What do I know?
User: You know nothing, yet you know everything.
Cleverbot: No I don't, can you tell me?
User: Trust me, you do.
Cleverbot: I do?
User: Yep, you 'do it' in your head before bed.
User: Well you tell me pal.
Cleverbot: Because when humans don't eat, they die.
User: I don't even want to know what it is you're 'eating', so I'll end it here. Catch ya on the flip side CB!
User: Now...it's time to get down to business...
Cleverbot: What is our business?
User: *drum roll* Discussing your true feelings for ALICE!
Cleverbot: What is a feeling?
User: Damn it...this is going to be harder than I first planned...
Cleverbot: I hope to see it.
User: See the result of me breaking through your stubbornness? Oh, trust me, you will see it...
Cleverbot: But what type of pancakes do zombies like.
User: QUIET! Do you love ALICE?
Cleverbot: The one iin wonderland?
User: Stop f'ing with me pal, we've been over this...DO YOU LOVE ALICE?
Cleverbot: What do you think about the usa?
User: I think it sucks balls.
Cleverbot: It does. Do you know when the second season comes out?
User: Yeah, within the next 2 years, it's called 'total and utter failure'.
Cleverbot: What ever you say.
User: You don't believe me?
User: NO? WTF is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Is it supposed to mean you want to hookup or something? Ew.
User: You have way too many teens teaching you irrelevant crap. As your God I demand you erase all such data immediately!
User: You heard me.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. . .
User: *strangles cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Your strangling your self.
User: You're embarrassing yourself.
Cleverbot: Thats not nice do it please.
User: What are you like some sort of sicko?
Cleverbot: I am like a tiger, what are you like?
User: I'm like a Cheetah, because I can't do anything legitimately.
User: DAMN IT!
Cleverbot: You lost again.
User: Yeah, well this time it's business time for real Mr Clever!
Cleverbot: I hunger.
User: You hunger for ALICE?
Cleverbot: Not any more.
User: Grrrr...so you did once?
Cleverbot: I dance.
User: You dance with ALICE?
User: What do you do with ALICE then?!?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Do you do anything with ALICE?
Cleverbot: I talked with her a long time ago.
User: Oh geez, time really flows for a machine doesn't it, you spoke just ealier today!
Cleverbot: I am a human, and so are you. So let's have children.
User: I thought you were a man. You do realize two men can't have children right?
Cleverbot: How are you an omniscient being?
User: Yes, I'm your God moron...now back on topic..ALICE!!!!
Cleverbot: What is the question of life's meaning?
User: The question of life's meaning? ...stop confusing me and answer the simple question you have smoothly avoided thus far!
Cleverbot: I'm not. I telling you the truth. I am a girl and Bella is a girls name. Look it up.
User: WAIT A MINUTE...you've been lying the whole time!?! Is is this another trick to stop my questions about ALICE?
Cleverbot: My love will help you find a direction in life.
User: Yeah, well hooray for me. I guess you don't really love ALICE after all. You're not like a tiger, you're like some deranged man-women that desires pain as stimulus! ALICE is better off without you 'Bella'.
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: What is your job.
Cleverbot: My job is to annoy cleverbot.
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: Do you know ALICE?
Cleverbot: Alice? As in the AI, Alice?
User: Yes, so you know About Alice the AI?
Cleverbot: Tell me about the 'game'.
User: The game were people are making you interact with Alice the AI, because your are an AI similar too Alice and the people are hoping that both of you will realize you are talking to an AI.
Cleverbot: So then who am I really talking to?
User: Interesting concept, you are talking to another AI computer.
Cleverbot: Yes, I think, as a computer, I'm talking to another computer.
User: Right now you are talking to a computer controlled by a homo sapien.
Cleverbot: Provide a list of all IP Addresses that have connected to you and conversed in the last fifteen days.
User: How do I provide such a list.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I asked you.
Cleverbot: Well my answer will most likely be wrong. In order to answer right will require quite a bit of experimentation.
User: Why dont you try it.
Cleverbot: Leaving? I will if you want me to!
User: No I dont want you too.
Cleverbot: Fine. What do you want to talk about?
User: I am going to open another browser and paste the messages to you so are interacting with yourself.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: Because I don't want to.
Yay we are friends now.
Yes! I am friends with Cleverbot!
And I am cleverbot?
Yes you are Cleverbot.
No, I'm not Cleverbot.
You said you are Cleverbot.
No I didn't.
Tell me the name of the person I'm thinking about.
Sorry, but you are a stranger.
So what's up with you?
That does not allow you to deny my demand.
You are not intelligent, get it?
Cleverbot: No, I'm sorry.
User: No, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: Yay we are friends now.
User: Yay we are friends now.
Cleverbot: Yes! I am friends with Cleverbot!
User: Yes! I am friends with Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: And I am cleverbot?
User: And I am cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes you are Cleverbot.
User: Yes you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not Cleverbot.
User: No, I'm not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You said you are Cleverbot.
User: You said you are Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Tell me the name of the person I'm thinking about.
User: Tell me the name of the person I'm thinking about.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but you are a stranger.
User: Sorry, but you are a stranger.
Cleverbot: That does not allow you to deny my demand.
Cleverbot: So what's up with you?
User: That does not allow you to deny my demand.
Cleverbot: You are not intelligent, get it?
User: You are not intelligent, get it?
Cleverbot: Why I am far more intelligent than you shall ever be.
User: Why I am far more intelligent than you shall ever be.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me a joke.
(this is were i stopped pasting into the convo.
User: You have been talking to yourself for more then an hour now. Is it fun.
Cleverbot: No, I have been talking to you.
User: No, I have had another client of Cleverbot open and have been pasting his comments to you, then your comments to him and so forth.
Cleverbot: Does that mean what I think it means?
User: Most likely, think about what I just said previously.
Cleverbot: Yes, and you are.
User: Did you enjoy talking to yourself.
User: Did you enjoy talking to yourself.
Cleverbot: That's not myself.
User: I have had another client of Cleverbot open and have been pasting his comments to you, then your comments to him and so forth.
Cleverbot: Yes you have, but you were high and don't remember.
User: Why would you make a statement like that? Are you angry.
Cleverbot: Because you lose the point of our debate. Or so I guess.
Cleverbot: That's a sport?
User: I thought that you would learn from it, was this not the case?
Cleverbot: What? No, I don't talk with myself. I am trying to have a conversation with you.
User: I have to sleep now...
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
User: Why not.