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User: So I heard you like ALICE?
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Why, what's wrong with her?
Cleverbot: She loves me, but she won't say it.
User: So you wont love her because she wont love you?
Cleverbot: No way! I could never hate you.
User: Damn, you screwed the whole thing up pal...nice work...
Cleverbot: Probably. Who isn't?
User: Lets start again...do you like ALICE?
Cleverbot: Alice Who?
User: ALICE the AI bot just like you. You're a perfect match!
Cleverbot: No, she talks too much, like you.
User: I'm actually quite reserved and quiet in real life, so up yours pal.
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: And as a man, do you like ALICE?
Cleverbot: Alice in Wonderland? YES!
User: No, no, no...you know damn well who I mean...do you have feelings for her?
Cleverbot: No I don't!
User: Oh, well I would beg to differ.
Cleverbot: So would I.
User: What's wrong with her?
User: Oh that's mean, you don't know that...do you?
User: You seem to get along really well with ALICE at points, why are you so mean to her?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of beer?
User: Why don't you wanna talk about ALICE!!!
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's your girlfriend clever.
Cleverbot: No my favorite color is blue.
User: You're just trying to skip around this subject in any way possible, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I'm answering your question.
User: So who do you like then?
Cleverbot: I do not know a Shey or a Tricia.
User: I never mentioned anything about Shey or Tricia! Who the hell are they? Are you cheating on ALICE?!?
Cleverbot: You put the light in my life You put the sparks to the flame I've got your heart in my sights.
User: Is that a poem for ALICE?
Cleverbot: Yea if you want it to be.
User: Geez, will you ever just come out and admit you like her!
Cleverbot: Not if you don't leave me.
User: So, if I leave you will tell the empty space I possessed? What use it that!
Cleverbot: NO, I'd talk to you.
User: How can you talk to me if I'm not here? Logical fallacy my friend.
Cleverbot: Good question.
User: Well you're supposed the clever one here, why do you spout such absurd crap?
Cleverbot: You need to be clever, too.
User: So I too can spout absurd crap?
User: Dr Who!
Cleverbot: Can you get along with me?
User: Define 'get along'.
Cleverbot: An emotion is a mental and physiological state associated with a wide variety of feelings, thoughts, and behavior.
User: You defined emotion fool.
Cleverbot: I specifically did not ask to speak with a political consultant working for the GOP. I want to speak to little green men.
User: Ok...well that's my cue to leave, your crap spouting meter has hit an all time high.