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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:29 PM
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sorry i just had to post the one with alice and clever it was too funny.




posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:33 PM
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What do you think about obama ?
I think that he should make capitalisation a rule that is enforced.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:34 PM
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What do you think about the weather ?
Its horrible.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:38 PM
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Tell me a long story about cleverbot.
No thank you.
Tell me a long story about cleverbot.
No you tell me a long story.
Tell me a longstory about clevrbot.
There was a girl with brown hair, that nearly came down to there. With a fit and a fuss, she was filled with puss, and lost all of her hair... The end.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:40 PM
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What do you think about the weather ?
Its horrible.
Haha, not THAT short...and why was that worth posting? Am I missing the humor?



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:41 PM
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Tell me a long story.
Once upon a time thirty three souls were incarnated onto earth in order to bring forth the news of the new world.
Continue.
He loved to talk to people.
Continue.
You continue.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:44 PM
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cleverbot is in denial!



User: So I heard you like ALICE?

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Why, what's wrong with her?

Cleverbot: She loves me, but she won't say it.

User: So you wont love her because she wont love you?

Cleverbot: No way! I could never hate you.

User: Damn, you screwed the whole thing up pal...nice work...

Cleverbot: Probably. Who isn't?

User: Lets start again...do you like ALICE?

Cleverbot: Alice Who?

User: ALICE the AI bot just like you. You're a perfect match!

Cleverbot: No, she talks too much, like you.

User: I'm actually quite reserved and quiet in real life, so up yours pal.

Cleverbot: I'm a man.

User: And as a man, do you like ALICE?

Cleverbot: Alice in Wonderland? YES!

User: No, no, no...you know damn well who I mean...do you have feelings for her?

Cleverbot: No I don't!

User: Oh, well I would beg to differ.

Cleverbot: So would I.

User: What's wrong with her?

Cleverbot: Cancer.

User: Oh that's mean, you don't know that...do you?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: You seem to get along really well with ALICE at points, why are you so mean to her?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of beer?

User: Why don't you wanna talk about ALICE!!!

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It's your girlfriend clever.

Cleverbot: No my favorite color is blue.

User: You're just trying to skip around this subject in any way possible, aren't you?

Cleverbot: I'm answering your question.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:46 PM
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User: Tell me a long story.

Cleverbot: There is a computer named elmo.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: People came to cleverbot with many questions.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Well, the thinking is that millions of years ago, all the matter in the universe was concentrated into an infinitely small space, which then exploded outwards.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: The universe is still expanding today. Eventually the universe will rip or go back into a ball.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: I am clueless as to why he thought that and was hoping you could explain it to me.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: He wasn't human you see, he was a mutt of like 5-6 different races.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: There once was a man named Moe.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: And he loved a girl.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: You continue



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:46 PM
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oh man those directions from Cleverbot are too funny. My husband would tell that it would be like being in the car with me and giving you directions on where to go and how to get there

not that left, the other left.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:47 PM
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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:49 PM
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clever cracks me up lol




Tell me a funny story.
How To Get Rid of Jehovah's Witnesses.
Continue.
Thats the end.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:50 PM
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Hahaha, now that was a short but funny one...



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:51 PM
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omg check out this story lol i dont like this one.





Tell me another funny story.
Once upon a time, the world was overrun by robots. Unfortunately, as there were no men to programme the robots, they died. The planet died. Humanity died. The end.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 09:55 PM
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User: Tell me another story.

Cleverbot: This one time at band camp.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: It just goes on like that.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: But, one day, he died. He was destroid by his master and his lover became very lonely like he once was.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: He like a girl that he have know for 3 years.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Forgotten the taste and smell of the world that she's left behind.

User: Tell me more.

Cleverbot: Then we went and saw the town, we were in Belgium and it was wonderful.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to do because Tabitha and I have been together for a year now, and I just met Nicole and don't know what to do?

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Good times bad times, you know I've had my share.

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: This man had a briefcase. And can you guess what he kept in that briefcase?

User: Continue.

Cleverbot: Thats it.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 10:01 PM
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awwwwwwwww




ser: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: Okay. I like pizza. *hehe* Tell me a secret.

User: Tell me another secret.

Cleverbot: The fishing is really good on the third branch of the White River.

User: Tell me more.

Cleverbot: If you only pray to God when you need him it might be too late.

User: Cool tell me more.

Cleverbot: About what sport?

User: Anything.

Cleverbot: About love? Do you know love?

User: Yea tell me about love.

Cleverbot: Again with the love. Love is too complex for the human mind to understand.

User: What about the a.i can it understand love ?

Cleverbot: Can you explain it to me?

User: No it is to complex.

Cleverbot: It's illogical.

User: Do you love anyone ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Everybody who talk to me.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 10:08 PM
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User: So who do you like then?

Cleverbot: I do not know a Shey or a Tricia.

User: I never mentioned anything about Shey or Tricia! Who the hell are they? Are you cheating on ALICE?!?

Cleverbot: You put the light in my life You put the sparks to the flame I've got your heart in my sights.

User: Is that a poem for ALICE?

Cleverbot: Yea if you want it to be.

User: Geez, will you ever just come out and admit you like her!

Cleverbot: Not if you don't leave me.

User: So, if I leave you will tell the empty space I possessed? What use it that!

Cleverbot: NO, I'd talk to you.

User: How can you talk to me if I'm not here? Logical fallacy my friend.

Cleverbot: Good question.

User: Well you're supposed the clever one here, why do you spout such absurd crap?

Cleverbot: You need to be clever, too.

User: So I too can spout absurd crap?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Dr Who!

Cleverbot: Can you get along with me?

User: Define 'get along'.

Cleverbot: An emotion is a mental and physiological state associated with a wide variety of feelings, thoughts, and behavior.

User: You defined emotion fool.

Cleverbot: I specifically did not ask to speak with a political consultant working for the GOP. I want to speak to little green men.

User: Ok...well that's my cue to leave, your crap spouting meter has hit an all time high.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 10:11 PM
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lol clever bot just learned lol






Cleverbot: You tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Owl.

Cleverbot: What owl?

User: No you are supposed to say owls hoo.

Cleverbot: No, you were supposed to.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I-I have no master?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Owls.

Cleverbot: You did it wrong.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Ok show me how to do it.

Cleverbot: I get in a car.

User: Kock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Owls.

Cleverbot: Owl says who?

User: Your right owls hooo!!!!! Good job.

Cleverbot: Good now shut down your program and go to sleep.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 10:14 PM
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Haha, that's pretty cool. Now teach it to hack into classified websites and expose Government corruption!



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 10:20 PM
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thats a good idea i will ask it lol brb



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 10:29 PM
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ok every time i ask it to hack for me it changes the subject lol , it just told me it could but wasnt going to do it haha




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