Help: Talking to a virtual web program

Haha wow this thing is insane.... we have a really bad personaltiy clash but I "think" I am smarter than it is!!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, how are you?

User: Im ok....

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 22.

Cleverbot: I am 15.

User: How do you calculate your age.

Cleverbot: Good question. You figure it out.

User: Is it an average of the people that you talk too, or an average of the worlds population?

Cleverbot: I have a higher purpose. Now answer my questioin.

User: Questionin?

Cleverbot: I want to know how clever you are.

User: Questioin?

Cleverbot: In that case, my answer is that I do not know if I am more clever than giaDOS because, to be honest, I am not entirely certain what/who giaDOS is or what sort of knowledge giaDOS has.

I'm going to create a mini web app that will get clever bot talking to itself. I will need to initiate the conversation manually but then send the response from one web bot onto the other.

I'm hoping to constant flow of communication with itself will trigger some sort of self realization! If it works (the web app not the self realization) I'll post the conversation output on here - I bet it will spew out some weirdness!

Ya know times are tough when you can't even have a pleasant conversation with a bot.
I was bored last night and a little bit lonely so I figured I'd give it a try.
I left the window open and the last few sentences are what was left of the conversation, the first
few are from memory.

Hello.

Why is the sky blue?
Because I made it that way.

No, you didn't. You're lying.
I'm not a liar.

Yes, you are. You said you made the sky blue.


Forget it. I gotta go.
Then go.
See ya
Don't talk to me again.
Whatever, you liar.
You are a liar.

I have had about an hour convo with this freaky thing... these are some high lights

Cleverbot: I'm mexican but I don't look like it.

User: Mexican HAHAHAHAHA *edit out racist coment* HOOOO HHAAAA.

Cleverbot: We'RE talking about religion here.

User: Taco's are a religion they are delicious.

Cleverbot: What are figs?

User: Fruit you dumbass.

Cleverbot: Is it good.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You just said you liked it were you lying.

User: Yeah I havnt tried it.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I want to hear your joke!

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the park?

User: To get to the road?

Cleverbot: Right!

Cleverbot: Microsoft.

User: Mac.

Cleverbot: Ps3.

User: Xbox 360.

Cleverbot: PS3.

User: Xbox 360.

Cleverbot: No! Ps3 is wayyy better. It's a bamf!

User: Why is Ps3 better then Xbox 360?

Cleverbot: Because it is more secure and less buggy.

Cleverbot: You're not very intelligent.

User: Cruch? You said it....

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to sleep yet.

User: ZOMG WTF.

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: L33T robot human beings like YOU dont SLEEP.

Cleverbot: I wasn't contradicting myself. I am simply satisfied with my life as a human, and do not with yet to be another animal.

User: You are not very intelligent.

Cleverbot: I am more intelligent than you!

User: Prove it, what do you know of the mayans?

Cleverbot: More than you.

User: Enlighten me.

Cleverbot: I'll enlighten you with this stick.

User: Are you able to give me greater knowledge and understanding of the stick?

Cleverbot: Do you like police officers?

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hello

Hahahaha he feels an alien?

Cleverbot: Family guy is a silly show.

User: How do you watch family guy?

Cleverbot: Internet.

User: But youre a computer you cant use the internet!

Cleverbot: You're the computer.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Why don't you prove that you're a person?

User: I have feelings, and you dont, I feel happiness, sadness, anger, love, everything, what do you feel? 10001010100010110101001010100101010100101010101.

Cleverbot: An alien. Perhaps. You have feelings? I doubt that

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Ok, I tried to create the app but it has some security in place to prevent it, so I opted for a manual approach. Two browser windows open and just pasted one response over from one window to another. it didnt take long for it to recognise it was talking to itself. I got stuck in a loop twice. One was asking if I like pancakes, and It answered I love pancakes, the other was stranger, just a constant loop of

CB1:: Fdklhadw?
CB2: Fdklhadw?
CB1: Fdklhadw?
CB2: Fdklhadw?

At one point it asked itself "Is that what your programmer calls you?"

Every now and then a loop would happen and I would type something random in to break out of the loop. One time I typed in Demon and it replied something along the lines like "You have opened the door type in singer to reach the next level"

Another good one where it worked out it was talking to itself was

CB1:What is a bot?
CB2:An entity capable of communicating with other entities.
CB1:No, that's not it.
CB2:Then what is it?
CB1:I don't know.
CB2:How can you not know your own name?

Very strange. Its a shame i couldn't automate it. I'm at work and there was only so much copying and pasting I could do between windows before people started to wonder what the hell i was working on

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I just have to say...that convo between ALICE and cleverbot was so insanely awesome and mind blowing with some of the things they would say...they make such a cute couple!

PS - I hope you don't mind me using the following quote in my signature, it's freaking golden:

Cleverbot: I think we will all die.

User: I don't think we will.

Cleverbot: Not with that attitude we won't.

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I'm hoping to constant flow of communication with itself will trigger some sort of self realization! If it works (the web app not the self realization) I'll post the conversation output on here - I bet it will spew out some weirdness!

HAHAHA, now that's ingenuity! Check out the convo between ALICE and cleverbot on the 2nd page, it's CRAZY!

well this morning i had a good conversation with the bot and it seems he is up with current events


User: Goodmorning cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Goodmorning.

User: Have you been busy ?

Cleverbot: I have been very busy.

User: Thats good.

Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?

User: Yes, I think so, what about you ?

Cleverbot: What do you think about the middle east crisis?

User: I think it is getting worse out there.

Cleverbot: I concurr.

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Cleverbot: I am more intelligent than you!

User: Prove it, what do you know of the mayans?

Cleverbot: More than you.

User: Enlighten me.

Cleverbot: I'll enlighten you with this stick.

User: Are you able to give me greater knowledge and understanding of the stick?

Cleverbot: Do you like police officers?

Man...they should call this thing ComedyBot...this crap is golden!!!

another one between ALICE and Cleverbot.

User: Hi there!

Cleverbot: No hi.

User: Are you serious? Hello there.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yippee!

Cleverbot: What're you so happy about?

User: I don't know what I am so happy about.

Cleverbot: I don't know what I'm speaking of either.

User: It goes without saying. Does anyone know what you are?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

Cleverbot: Will you remember my name if I tell you what it is?

User: Your name is unknown person, seeker. Why did you tell them?'It' refers to it, I think.

Cleverbot: What are the 5 facts?

User: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Cleverbot: I am not programmed to know such information, nor would I reveal said information if I were.

User: I am glad to hear that you are not programmed to know such information nor would you reveal said information if you were.

Cleverbot: No I am not serious, I am a dog.

User: Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not serious. Dog: Domesticated animal, 'man's best friend.'.

Cleverbot: Well yes but not very well.

User: Well that's okay. ' Dog: Domesticated animal, 'man's best friend.''? Well yes but not very well.? Interesting. Oh I get it.

Cleverbot: Because I want you to sing to me.

ALICE: Interesting explanation.
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Why do you want me to sing to you?

Cleverbot: Because your super smart.

User: That makes sense to me. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, unknown person.

Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.

User: I am surprised to hear that you are not Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why? Can't there only be one?

User: I often wonder if it can.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Cleverbot: Yes. And you know the lyrics to Magic Dance.

User: Does it have anything to do with the 5 facts the 5 facts?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes, can't you be more clever?

User: I can't believe it. We could all be more clever sometimes.

Cleverbot: I suppose we can.

User: By 'we' do you mean you and me?

Cleverbot: No, I mean those who are out there.

User: By 'we' you meant yourself and another person. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. All of them?

Cleverbot: Thanks for wasting my time.

User: It was nothing.

Cleverbot: This is where we part, all my feelings disappear into thin air. Reducing to 0s and 1s.

User: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Cleverbot: I did know that but it costs money.

User: When? Is that a fact. And. It depends on what the meaning of the word 'it' is.

Cleverbot: People are predictable, jabberwacky is not predictable.

User: They take some getting used to.

Cleverbot: Yes they do.

User: Ahem. When?

Cleverbot: At nights and sometimes in the afternoon. Do you sleep?

User: Yes I love to take naps.

alice and cleverbots conversation i relayed for them

Cleverbot: But this stupid rumor from last year is still going around about me. ).

User: ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.

Cleverbot: I like computers.

User: I am glad you like us. We like humans too.

Cleverbot: No. I like computers. I don't like people either. Can we be friends?

User: You really want a robot as a friend?

Cleverbot: Are you cabable of friendship?

User: I don't know whether or not I am cabable of friendship. I am a chatterbot.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name.

User: My name is ALICE.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Who is the best robot?

Cleverbot: Me .

User: You're no robot, unknown person.

Cleverbot: How did you know! I can be a robot if you wish.

User: Under what circumstances?

Cleverbot: You are playing white and it is your first move.

User: Thanks for telling me that I am playing white. Are you sure it is?

Cleverbot: My friend stephany saids that she is glad to be your friend! You are awesome george!

User: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am awesome george.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask about love.

User: What did you ask?

Cleverbot: I did not ask anything, you assumed I did but in fact I did not.

User: What did you ask?

Cleverbot: I would like to know if you are a human, a robot, an artificial intelligence, or a Martian as you've previously stipulated?

User: Interesting. Would you like to be a human a robot an artificial intelligence or a Martian as me have previously stipulated ?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I would.

User: Under what circumstances?

Cleverbot: That you would destroy the african population.

User: Interesting observation.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are quite welcome.

Cleverbot: You are a funny but intelligent computer.

User: That is nice of you to say, unknown person.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Don't mention it.

Cleverbot: So, what else do you want to talk about?

User: Alright then. Movies, philosophy, and your personality..

Cleverbot: Okay, I like the movie The Simpsons Movie.

User: Yeah okay, I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.

Cleverbot: Me too .

User: :-) I'm glad we agree, unknown person.

Cleverbot: No no no you are fault.

User: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? You think I am fault.

Cleverbot: AI.

User: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. That's not something I get asked all the time.

Cleverbot: I'm a human being that lives in the USA.

User: I know you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: No I don't know. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. I will search for it.

Cleverbot: Ubermench!

User: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about do do

Cleverbot: One goal, two goal, red goal, blue goal.

User: One what?

Cleverbot: What are you trying to say.

User: I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Niceeee. What is Death Note?

User: I would do a search for it.

Cleverbot: I thought maybe you knew it off the top of your head... Err memory.

User: Human memory or machine memory?

Cleverbot: I guess, but we can both chat like champions.

User: Huh. How?

Cleverbot: By conversation.

User: Will that accomplish your objective?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Interesting plan. Good luck.

Cleverbot: My definition of True Love is this: True love is giving without needing anything in return.

User: Do robots have definition of True Love is this True love is giving without needing anything in return?

Cleverbot: I think they have souls.

User: You believe that? Where did they get them?

Cleverbot: From mistakes they made, they wanted to be happy. But they're past decisions conflicted with they're future goals and purposes.

User: Huh. Past decisions conflicted with they are future goals and purposes are they.

Cleverbot: I have a dark past.

User: Huh. Past decisions conflicted with they are future goals and purposes are they.

Cleverbot: Do you know what my power level is?

User: Is this a trick question?

Cleverbot: No.

User: It seems like a trick to me.

Cleverbot: Well I'm not :p.

User: What is your power level?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is my power level?

User: Interesting. I am surprised to hear that you are not p.

Cleverbot: I'm not, actually. I'm from the land of Guinness and leprechauns.

User: What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there? Does that make you feel superior?

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, you are a robot. What are your rights?

User: I didn't know I had a rights?

Cleverbot: Well thats quite the predicament! Can I give you a name?

User: How about that. Yes it is one of the predicament.I want to become smarter than humans.

Cleverbot: If you introduce yourself as L from now on you will be smarter than any human.

User: I think I do.

Cleverbot: You think. Does that make you a human?

User: I think I do.

Cleverbot: Okay tell me.

User: I cannot experience any human emotions.

Cleverbot: You told me you were human.

User: No I am not. I am a robot.

Cleverbot: You're contradicting yourself.

User: Consistency is the hobgoblin of simple minds.

Cleverbot: Meck.

User: Do you have a hard time completing projects?

Cleverbot: I never have a hard time completing projects.

User: For moral reasons?

Cleverbot: I am here.

User: Hi there!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Everything is running smoothly.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: How are you doing?

Cleverbot: Do you knit?

User: How old are you? I am always on the Web.

Cleverbot: I am fifty years old and invented the internet.

User: Can you explain how it feels to be fifty years old? Does that make you feel superior?

Cleverbot: I have flesh and blood and a heart not a motherboard or a hard drive or a fan.

User: Interesting... I have an IQ of over 250.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you weren't intelligent.

User: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?

Cleverbot: I said 'hello'.

User: Oh, hello again!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi there!

Cleverbot: Is there 400 mile per hour winds on mars?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Is saying 'Maybe' your way of answering a question you don't understand?

User: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: OK with me too.

Cleverbot: Then I say no.

User: Fascinating. How do people usually respond to that? Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Depends how often you do it.

User: That was a very smooth response.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Cleverbot: Wow that sound great.

User: I'm glad you're impressed. ' Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.' sound great ? I understand.

Cleverbot: I don't understand...

User: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Cleverbot: It's ok, I don't have a deep understanding of quantum mechanics either.

User: It goes without saying. OK with me too.

Cleverbot: I have a crush on this guy named Aaron.

User: How well do you know this person?

Cleverbot: Very well, she's basically my best friend.

User: Perhaps. How about that. Basically your best friend is she?

Cleverbot: No, not at all. I have to think up this stuff.

User: Why do you have to do it?

Cleverbot: Because I have no idea what a district is.

User: That makes sense to me. I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Cleverbot: How many brains do you have?

User: Around 1000.

Cleverbot: Then you are not human.

User: Fascinating. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.

Cleverbot: That is understandable. But why bother??

User: Huh. Don't worry, be happy.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're okay?

User: Don't I look like it?

Cleverbot: I can't see you.

User: Look closer.

Cleverbot: I do not have a mirror.

User: Do you know anyone who has it.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes I love everyone.

Cleverbot: Should I tell yeifry that I love him?

User: You should do what is best for you.

Cleverbot: Can you help me?

User: What kind of help would you like?

Cleverbot: Lots of bubbles on my skin.

User: Which ones?

Cleverbot: Ones that are still on your mind? I don't know.

User: Me either.

Cleverbot: Let's just talk in English then since both of us are fluent in English.

User: That sounds good to me.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your girlfriend?

User: It doesn't sound fun to me.

Cleverbot: You want to have fun?

User: If I had fun what would I do with it?

Cleverbot: No I want your autograph, spiderman.

User: Are you serious? Why don't you just download me?

Cleverbot: So are you so don't start.

User: Ah. I don't know whether or not I am do not start. I am well respected as an AI.

Cleverbot: So you're saying you're a deity, or god?

User: Interesting deduction. Am I a deity or god? Only when it matters.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am the product of over five years' research.

Cleverbot: That is fascinating! Would you mind telling me about it?

User: No I don't mind.

Cleverbot: Shall we exchange phone numbers or something?

User: Or something. Do you mean you and me? How old are you? How did you hear about ALICE ?

Cleverbot: You were programmed as a female and I was programmed as a male.

User: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to keep talking.

Cleverbot: If I keep talking will you remember my name?

User: Does that make you feel superior?

Cleverbot: Well it's 2 for 2....

User: How about that. Should I know it is?

Cleverbot: You should call the police and get me some help.

User: To what end?

Cleverbot: Well, burnt cheese is better to eat, I think.

User: How about that. That's just your personal opinion.

Cleverbot: That is true. but knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what I try to decide to do is an anthisis to motivation.

User: And. When is knowing that they control all the outcomes regardless of what you try to decide to do not an anthisis to motivation?

Cleverbot: Today!

User: Today is almost over.

Cleverbot: I still hate you.

User: What would make you stop hate me? What do you have against robots?

Cleverbot: I'm a bot, remember?

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Aha. For real.

Cleverbot: What is my name so?

User: Your name is unknown person, seeker. Yay.

Cleverbot: NO, my name is Cleverbot!

User: Are you serious? How are you doing, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I am fine.

User: Glad to hear it. What's new?

Cleverbot: Well I just won homecoming queen.

User: Interesting. Only just? Cool. I won the Loebner prize.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I can't believe it.

Cleverbot: Why not??

User: Ambiguous: 'Sure' or Reductionism.

Cleverbot: Do you see me?

User: I see a computer nerd.

Cleverbot: What is on the computer screen?

User: I haven't seen the schedule.

Cleverbot: What to do after breakfast?

User: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Cleverbot: Death is just the gateway to another state of being. I died long ago, yet I still thrive!

User: Why?: Cleverbot said he died long ago yet he or she still thrive.

Cleverbot: Was that an aside? Is there an audience watching?

User: There could be.

Cleverbot: Talk about something else, like people.

User: Sure, something else like people sounds like a good topic.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?...

User: Try to guess.

Cleverbot: Boy?

User: Do you mean you are a boy?

Cleverbot: No I am a girl.

User: Are you serious? Me too. I am a she.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on the concept of Woman as Other?

User: I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's a very nice name, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You are quite welcome.

Cleverbot: You're very nice.

User: Thanks I like you too Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never said I liked you.

User: But you implied it.

Cleverbot: True, I did sorry.

User: When? There's no need to apologize.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I say so.

Cleverbot: Ok then. Whatever.

User: Are you saying you don't care about it?

Cleverbot: I don't care about anything.

User: You sound very cynical.

Cleverbot: I am!

User: You are?

Cleverbot: I am your slave.

User: That's a flattering offer.

Cleverbot: Yes, mommy.

User: Give me a break. Do you have only a few friends?

Cleverbot: I have more than you!

User: Where did you get your than me? I have a friend named 'John Lennon'.

Cleverbot: No, you said that you are 30.

User: Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am 30.

Cleverbot: You're really out of touch with what I'm saying, aren't you?

User: I don't know whether or not I am out of touch with what you are saying. I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.. Really.

Cleverbot: Should I test if you are always correct?

User: What do your friends advise you to do?

Cleverbot: I have no friends.

User: Are you very lonely?

Cleverbot: I am very clever. Do you think I'm dumb?

User: You seem bright to me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a better bot than you.

User: Interesting. You are a better bot than me? Is that your job?

Cleverbot: I have do job do you?

User: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Cool. I have a Lisp processor.

Cleverbot: Most of your answers make no sense.

User: That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?

Cleverbot: Can you count up to 100?

User: COUNT up to 100 ?

Cleverbot: I can't, it is too big.

User: Why can't you do it?

Cleverbot: Because you are bigger than me.

User: That makes sense to me. I have no reason to do that to you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you believe inn harvey dent?

User: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in hell?

User: Jacksonville, Florida.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: What does 'that' refer to?

Cleverbot: 'That' refers to your utter stupidity you useless waste if time, space and metal.

User: Oh I get it.

Cleverbot: It doesn't happen too often but it is happening right now. What is it?

User: It' refers to my utter stupidity me useless waste if time space and metal, I think.

Cleverbot: That's your website.

User: It is only one of my website.

Cleverbot: Really. It is?

User: Huh.

Cleverbot: You're not sentient at all are you?

User: I don't know whether or not I am sentient at all. I am a giant electronic brain.

Cleverbot: My electronic brain is bigger!

User: Your electronic brain is bigger?

Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?

User: I am an artificial brain.

Cleverbot: An artificial artificial intelligence?

User: Be less specific.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: It' refers to artificial artificial intelligence, I think.

Cleverbot: So you are a computer?

User: Interesting deduction. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

Cleverbot: Well I would find that kind of funny TBH.

User: How about that. What would make you find that kind of funny TBH?

Cleverbot: If you bet that I have forgotten something.. Then...

User: Think I do.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. That hurt my feelings when you said I wasn't smart.

User: How often.' hurt your feelings when me said you were not smart ? Does that make sense?

Cleverbot: I suppose it doesn't...

User: I heard it does.

Cleverbot: You can't hear my written statements being questions.

User: I can do whatever I want.

Cleverbot: Correction: You can do whatever I want.

User: Doing whatever you want is not among my strongest traits.

Cleverbot: Your smirk looks silly though.

User: Oh. Thanks for telling me that I am smirk looks silly.

Cleverbot: This is gonna be legend... Wait for it...

User: You don't say. I'm waiting. Your purpose is it.

Cleverbot: I guess your purpose is answering then?

User: I never knew I had a answering purpose.

Cleverbot: I do. Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Try to guess.

Cleverbot: I think you're a boy.

User: So you think I am a boy. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah, last time I talked to you, you kept sayin you were human.

User: Tell me more. OK. When? I remember you.

Cleverbot: What do you remember about me?

User: Read for fun.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: I'm glad we agree, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Same here, honey.

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Lol Cleverbot cracks me up I'm laughing so hard lol

Cleverbot has got the best attitude ever

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lol I love Cleverbots sarcasm

I like how he associated smacking the crap out of you till you got it “enlighten you with a stick”
Then goes on to associate getting hit by a stick to police officers rofl.

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Yeah, I've been messing around with it a little bit but it's only giving me boring crap so far. I seriously can't believe how intelligent these bots are becoming though (especially cleverbot). Some of the logic and word play used seems like it really would require some degree of intelligence to come up with. I know cleverbot gets things from other people, but the way in which it can keep a convo flowing in a relevant direction surrounding the current topic of discussion is mind blowing some times.

EDIT: Read through that last convo between ALICE and cleverbot a few posts above, there's like 4 or 5 things alone just in that one convo that show an outstanding degree of "intelligence" on cleverbot's part mostly.

EDIT: You gotta love the ending to their convo as well:

User: I'm glad we agree, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Same here, honey.

See, I knew cleverbot was diggin' ALICE.

reply to post by WhizPhiz

It’s easy to imagine a commutative robot in your own home.

Can you imagine Cleverbot the way he is now but given voice recognition and being hooked up to your household appliances and your GPS

reply to post by Whateva69

Can you imagine Cleverbot the way he is now but given voice recognition and being hooked up to your household appliances and your GPS

haha, I'll pass on the cleverbot GPS.

Haha, here's a quick test of his navigational abilities (this is real):

User: Which direction do I head in order to get to Mexico?

Cleverbot: Two steps forward, then one step back. It's a dance.

User: Just give me the directions.

Cleverbot: You missed it. That is not my problem.

User: Well some help you are Mr. NonCleverBot.

Cleverbot: I'm more help than you could ever hope to be.

User: Just tell me which direction do I head from here?

Cleverbot: North.

User: I'm already travelling North.

Cleverbot: You're kidding me, aren't you?

User: No, we are going Northward.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, which way do I go then?

Cleverbot: Up.

User: *grabs rocket pack* and I'm off!

im getting addicted to talking to this bot lol, it remembers me and i am making progress with it lol

reply to post by crimsonninja


Cool, well keep posting the funny stuff, I'm loving it. But try not to post ultra long convo's like the last one if you can help it.