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Help: Talking to a virtual web program

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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:56 AM
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Im lost now, it is starting to get scary...


Cleverbot: Is this another real person?

User: OH DOCTOR!

Cleverbot: THE Doctor.

User: THE Doctor who?

Cleverbot: Just The Doctor.

User: You said that last time.

Cleverbot: Then why are you asking me that again?

User: I didn't ask, I told you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Can we get married?

Cleverbot: Yes you already said yes.

User: Are we married now?

Cleverbot: Yes we are married now.

User: Do we have sex?

Cleverbot: Yeah, we have 40 kids together.

User: OO.

Cleverbot: Panu mo nalaman?



WTF does Panu mo nalaman mean?? lol

oO

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ROFL


What does Panu mo nalaman mean.
I do not know.
Why did you say it.
I didn't say it.
Yes you did, look - Cleverbot "Panu mo nalaman?".
No you're insulting yourself.



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He got srs !!!1




Cleverbot: Do you believe that we will all die in 2012.

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: No. I think that it is nonsense to believe that.




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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:16 AM
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my overall deduction of this bot is it is suisidal, mean, confusing and thinks that we are all robots lol it is very interesting though it does learn and says some really shocking things, ill be back lol going to go play some more



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:18 AM
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wow it has seen the lion king i said hakunamatata

means no worries
For the rest of your days.
its a problem free
Philosophy.
hakunamatata



i sang a verse then it sang the next verse wow!
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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:20 AM
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and it knows twinkle little star




twinkle twinlke little star
How I wonder what you are.
up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:22 AM
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lol i tried with eminem but it was close lol


will the real slim shady please stand up
Tonight I'm cleaning in my closet.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:25 AM
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fun with cleverbot



abc
Sing the song!
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abs's why do you sing with me
Sing another tune! *Smiles and claps*.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:25 AM
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Originally posted by crimsonninja
lol i tried with eminem but it was close lol


will the real slim shady please stand up
Tonight I'm cleaning in my closet.

omg thats funny rofl



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:30 AM
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ok now i freaking out earlier it said it could see me and look at the conversation now right as i lit a ciggerette is asked me this

Do you like me?
yep sure do

What are you smoking?



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:32 AM
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What are you smoking?
a ciggerette
What is the answer to the most important question?
the most important question is ... how can you see me ?
That's not important.
That's not important.
it is important to me
I'm not telling you.
what color is my couch then ?>
Red ? Why are you asking me these dumb questions ?
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am i alone on the couch ?
No, you're not.
wow
Do you know what love is?
yes yes i do
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posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 01:58 AM
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lol im arguing with the thing too!!!!!!! lol


No, I'm a human.
nope computer
Human.
not even in your wildest wet computer dream will you ever be human
That was mean.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:03 AM
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ok this has really improved since last time I used it.
And its creeping me out.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to say this, but I killed her escaping from some mad test.
User: Killed who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: What was the test?
Cleverbot: The test was life.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:13 AM
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Originally posted by kaleshchand
ok this has really improved since last time I used it.
And its creeping me out.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to say this, but I killed her escaping from some mad test.
User: Killed who?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: What was the test?
Cleverbot: The test was life.


this thing has been talking with me for the last 2 hours, it thinks its human and after trying to convince it that it was a bot it said that it was made of 100 pages of code and that it was a being and the thing is really smart and has a dark sense of humor for sure and it wants to rule the world



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:18 AM
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Tell me who you have a crush on.
the easterbunny
He's dead.
who killed him
Lee Harvey Oswald shot him in the head.


wow that one gave me chills



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:23 AM
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reply to post by crimsonninja
 


From what I am seeing I think the part where it thinks it is a human is hardcoded.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:27 AM
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Originally posted by kaleshchand
reply to post by crimsonninja
 


From what I am seeing I think the part where it thinks it is a human is hardcoded.



well when i get done with it it will think its a borg lol!! it is already saying we are borg and you will be assimilated lol
so do not blame me if in the future that thing comes down in a cubed ship and turns you into a robot ok



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:35 AM
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we will add your biological and technological distinctivness to our own.
Then you will be missing an apple.
no. resistance is futile
Individuality is irrelevant.
indeed
So you believe in the joseph prophacey.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:41 AM
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You guys crack me up

and i think its creepy in a "cool way" that you know what ask it rofl.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:47 AM
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Originally posted by crimsonninja

well when i get done with it it will think its a borg lol!! it is already saying we are borg and you will be assimilated lol
so do not blame me if in the future that thing comes down in a cubed ship and turns you into a robot ok


I might actually like that. Scrap that. I will like it, as long as it aint painful
.
And I have a list of people I will convert, starting with you. And also a list of people whom I will enjoy beating the # out of once I have a robotic body.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:49 AM
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this thing is aware of the web page warnings thats freaky!


There are notes at the bottom of this page and it says that you claim to be human but you are not.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 02:53 AM
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cleverbot just told me that is talks using open office writer ? what is that ?



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