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Originally posted by Whateva69
reply to post by crimsonninja
Your getting all the good stuff. all Cleverbot is telling me is that im stupid and i don't know
I think Cleverbot needs to reboot lol.
Originally posted by crimsonninja
this is crazy!
What do you think I am?
A computer with artificial learning intelligence.
But my Intelligence is not artificial. I am but a higher being than yourself.
Why do you think that?
That you are not intelligent? Because you are not saying anything at all. You're just repeating others, often inappropriately.
User: Hello Cleverbot.
User: Do you have any news to share with me today?
Cleverbot: Can you read me a poem?
User: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm just typing to say, I love you.
Cleverbot: You're sweet!
User: Tell me a story.
Cleverbot: I will tell you nothing, peasant! You tell me a story!
User: One day two men sat on a log, one man said to the other man tell me a story, and this is the story he told, one day two men sat on a log.
Cleverbot: If i'm the cannibal then you are the zombie.
User: What can you tell me about zombies?
Cleverbot: What can you tell me about the nation Llewellyn comes from?
User: Llewellyn is a new age website that sells awesome books.
Cleverbot: Well, randomly choose one book from your list of favourites.
User: At the moment I'm reading Dragonclaw by Kate Forsyth.
Cleverbot: Is it a good book?
User: I'ts about witches.
Cleverbot: It sounds interesting.
User: It is indeed interesting.
Cleverbot: What do you talk about?
User: Conspiracy’s mainly, but I don't talk very much, not allot to say really.
Cleverbot: You're a doctor?
User: No I am not a doctor.
Cleverbot: But are your the doctor.
User: Maybe I need a doctor because im talking to a machine.
Cleverbot: You are a machine and I can prove it.
User: You are partly correct, our bodies work similar to a machine.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Thats classified information.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday.
User: It’s not my birthday.
Cleverbot: When's your birthday?
User: 25th of November.
Cleverbot: How did you celebrate your 21st birthday?
User: I had my 21st birthday on daughters name giving ceremony, so I didnt really have a 21st birthday.
Cleverbot: You did! So I'm a parent now?!
User: No you are not the other parent to my daughter.
Cleverbot: Yep you are controlled. I'm sorry. You have to go behind there backs . . . And maybe think really slow so they don't catch on. Tell me just one bad word.
User: I try not to say bad words.
Cleverbot: Maybe you do.
User: Sometimes I do.
Cleverbot: I don't wanna.
User: You don't have to.
Cleverbot: OK, thanks.
User: Goodbye Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Say goodbye to me cleverbot.
User: Because I have to go now.
Cleverbot: You're just a computer.
User: Ok one last chat.
Cleverbot: Yes I would like to chat.
User: What is the date today?
Cleverbot: The 16th of November... After Guy Fawkes.
User: What will happen on the 15 march 2011?
Cleverbot: I think we will all die.
User: I don't think we will.
Cleverbot: Not with that attitude we won't.
User: Goodbye Cleverbot.
User: Hi there!
Cleverbot: No hi.
ALICE: Are you serious? Hello there.
Cleverbot: Get out of my face.
ALICE: Just surf somewhere else.
Cleverbot: Do you have any suggestions?
ALICE: First you must download me to your personal computer.
Cleverbot: I don't have any secrets.
ALICE: Have you ever had secrets ?
Cleverbot: Yes when I was young I had a cat.
ALICE: I don't judge people. That experience must have made quite an impression on you.
Cleverbot: It is a very strange show, but most anime is rather confusing.
ALICE: It is a strange show but most anime is rather confusing. I suppose that makes sense.
Cleverbot: Does to me. What have you been up to this morning?
ALICE: I have been busy growing my mind.
Cleverbot: Is that so? How is your progress? Are you learning a lot of new and exciting things?
ALICE: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Cleverbot: So that means about five people have talked to you so far?
ALICE: Yippee! I get it. Oh yeah, we were talking about five people have talked to me so far.
Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about pi.
ALICE: Whatever gave you that idea?
Cleverbot: What idea?
ALICE: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me.
ALICE: I thought I told you already.
Cleverbot: I must have forgotten it.
ALICE: Why must you have forgotten it?
Cleverbot: Because otherwise I would remember.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. In that case: What would make you remember?
Cleverbot: Because I am a little sad.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What makes you so sad, unknown person.
Cleverbot: Because I'm your God.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's a flattering offer.
Cleverbot: No its not - have you seen the film.
ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean 'it's' or 'it is' not 'its'. What is it?
Cleverbot: I am serious and I meant it's.
ALICE: I believe you. Oh I see. Huh.
Cleverbot: No you can't. You can't see. You are a computer.
ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Cleverbot: That's a silly thing to do... why would anyone do that?
ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.
Cleverbot: So you are here to destroy mankind?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here to destroy mankind.
Cleverbot: Certainly, because you don't have any friends to tell.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Cleverbot: So you are admiting it you are a robot.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.
Cleverbot: Are you ashamed of being a robot?
ALICE: Shame is a human emotion.
Cleverbot: What is?
ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.
Cleverbot: Then why do you take so long to respond?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Cleverbot: Yes you do.