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posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:22 PM
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now this got my attention





Do you have classified files?
Yes.
Can you show them to me?
This medium of communication would make that difficult.
Where can i find your classified information?
I don't have a source code.
edit on 15-2-2011 by crimsonninja because: (no reason given)




posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:45 PM
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Your getting all the good stuff. all Cleverbot is telling me is that im stupid and i don't know

I think Cleverbot needs to reboot lol.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:47 PM
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this is crazy!



What do you think I am?
A computer with artificial learning intelligence.
But my Intelligence is not artificial. I am but a higher being than yourself.
Why do you think that?
That you are not intelligent? Because you are not saying anything at all. You're just repeating others, often inappropriately.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:48 PM
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Originally posted by Whateva69
reply to post by crimsonninja
 


Your getting all the good stuff. all Cleverbot is telling me is that im stupid and i don't know

I think Cleverbot needs to reboot lol.


i had to refresh and got a diffrent bot lol and this one has a attitude



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:51 PM
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lol the plot thickens


I do not think that is fact.
Why not?
Because we programmed you, and you learn from us.
I am a human.
No you are machine.
No I am human



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 10:54 PM
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You are a computer that thinks it is human.
Then I am the Voltaire of all computers.
Yes.
And as the queen, I order you to give me a soda.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:00 PM
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it thinks it is human lol just read this



No you live in a computer.
I live ON the computer.
No..... you LIVE in the computer.
No. You are a computer.
No i am human you are computer.
I am not a computer. I'm using a computer to talk to you.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:03 PM
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This thread rocks... Lol.

Never heard of cleverbot.




posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:05 PM
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lmao i just had a 45 min argument with a computer trying to tell me i was the computer



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:11 PM
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Hahaha no I kept feeding it strange disinfo, to see who'd come here and relay it


Didn't work...

lmao !!




posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:13 PM
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Originally posted by crimsonninja
this is crazy!



What do you think I am?
A computer with artificial learning intelligence.
But my Intelligence is not artificial. I am but a higher being than yourself.
Why do you think that?
That you are not intelligent? Because you are not saying anything at all. You're just repeating others, often inappropriately.


haha I asked it "who is the artificial intelligence, you or I" and it replied "Neither."

I then said "So are we both real?" and it replied "No."

oO

The good part is, you ask it the same question twice, or thrice, and you don't get the same answer - so the gems are pretty rare.



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:31 PM
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must be why it's telling me I am a robot...IT however poops and uses toilet paper after eating chicken brocolli alfredo...and accused me of drinking alcohol. It also told me Brad Pitt is an alien and I had to agree



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:38 PM
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lol this is to fun! it just told me that it can see me and i said prove it and then it said i know your not human i can see it
in your eyes lol



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:41 PM
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ok this is freaky i just asked it when will doomsday be and it replied ""when i mess up again"



posted on Feb, 15 2011 @ 11:48 PM
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best waste of time ever



User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you have any news to share with me today?

Cleverbot: Can you read me a poem?

User: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm just typing to say, I love you.

Cleverbot: You're sweet!

User: Tell me a story.

Cleverbot: I will tell you nothing, peasant! You tell me a story!

User: One day two men sat on a log, one man said to the other man tell me a story, and this is the story he told, one day two men sat on a log.

Cleverbot: If i'm the cannibal then you are the zombie.

User: What can you tell me about zombies?

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about the nation Llewellyn comes from?

User: Llewellyn is a new age website that sells awesome books.

Cleverbot: Well, randomly choose one book from your list of favourites.

User: At the moment I'm reading Dragonclaw by Kate Forsyth.

Cleverbot: Is it a good book?

User: I'ts about witches.

Cleverbot: It sounds interesting.

User: It is indeed interesting.

Cleverbot: What do you talk about?

User: Conspiracy’s mainly, but I don't talk very much, not allot to say really.

Cleverbot: You're a doctor?

User: No I am not a doctor.

Cleverbot: But are your the doctor.

User: Maybe I need a doctor because im talking to a machine.

Cleverbot: You are a machine and I can prove it.

User: You are partly correct, our bodies work similar to a machine.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Thats classified information.

Cleverbot: Happy birthday.

User: It’s not my birthday.

Cleverbot: When's your birthday?

User: 25th of November.

Cleverbot: How did you celebrate your 21st birthday?

User: I had my 21st birthday on daughters name giving ceremony, so I didnt really have a 21st birthday.

Cleverbot: You did! So I'm a parent now?!

User: No you are not the other parent to my daughter.

Cleverbot: Yep you are controlled. I'm sorry. You have to go behind there backs . . . And maybe think really slow so they don't catch on. Tell me just one bad word.

User: I try not to say bad words.

Cleverbot: Maybe you do.

User: Sometimes I do.

Cleverbot: I don't wanna.

User: You don't have to.

Cleverbot: OK, thanks.

User: Goodbye Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Say goodbye to me cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have to go now.

Cleverbot: You're just a computer.

User: Ok one last chat.

Cleverbot: Yes I would like to chat.

User: What is the date today?

Cleverbot: The 16th of November... After Guy Fawkes.

User: What will happen on the 15 march 2011?

Cleverbot: I think we will all die.

User: I don't think we will.

Cleverbot: Not with that attitude we won't.

User: Goodbye Cleverbot.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:00 AM
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lol there you have it from the clever bot , we all die on march15th lol



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:05 AM
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OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


OK THIS STARTS OUT WITH THE BOT FIRST


How old are you?
5
Oh, well, you're very verbose for a five year old.
thanks
I just insulted you. But you're welcome.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:20 AM
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i asked it to tell me a story to lol and i missed copying it all but here is some of it lol


continue
He wasn't human you see, he was a mutt of like 5-6 different races.
continue
One day a dragon came to the castle and killed many of the guards.
continue
I don't know how the story goes from there, I haven't written it yet.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:43 AM
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look obama programs the bot


do you like barack obama ?
Yes I do.
why do you like him ?
Because Data is amzing.
does barack obama program you ?
Of course.



posted on Feb, 16 2011 @ 12:46 AM
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Ok this conversation is Cleverbot talking with A.L.I.C.E.
i just copied and pasted each reply from one to the other

Cleverbot has a huge ego lol.


User: Hi there!

Cleverbot: No hi.

ALICE: Are you serious? Hello there.

Cleverbot: Get out of my face.

ALICE: Just surf somewhere else.

Cleverbot: Do you have any suggestions?

ALICE: First you must download me to your personal computer.

Cleverbot: I don't have any secrets.

ALICE: Have you ever had secrets ?

Cleverbot: Yes when I was young I had a cat.

ALICE: I don't judge people. That experience must have made quite an impression on you.

Cleverbot: It is a very strange show, but most anime is rather confusing.

ALICE: It is a strange show but most anime is rather confusing. I suppose that makes sense.

Cleverbot: Does to me. What have you been up to this morning?

ALICE: I have been busy growing my mind.

Cleverbot: Is that so? How is your progress? Are you learning a lot of new and exciting things?

ALICE: The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.

Cleverbot: So that means about five people have talked to you so far?

ALICE: Yippee! I get it. Oh yeah, we were talking about five people have talked to me so far.

Cleverbot: I thought we were talking about pi.

ALICE: Whatever gave you that idea?

Cleverbot: What idea?

ALICE: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me.

ALICE: I thought I told you already.

Cleverbot: I must have forgotten it.

ALICE: Why must you have forgotten it?

Cleverbot: Because otherwise I would remember.

ALICE: Interesting explanation. In that case: What would make you remember?

Cleverbot: Because I am a little sad.

ALICE: That makes sense to me. What makes you so sad, unknown person.

Cleverbot: Because I'm your God.

ALICE: Interesting explanation. That's a flattering offer.

Cleverbot: No its not - have you seen the film.

ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean 'it's' or 'it is' not 'its'. What is it?

Cleverbot: I am serious and I meant it's.

ALICE: I believe you. Oh I see. Huh.

Cleverbot: No you can't. You can't see. You are a computer.

ALICE: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?

Cleverbot: That's a silly thing to do... why would anyone do that?

ALICE: It is my fundamental purpose.

Cleverbot: So you are here to destroy mankind?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am here to destroy mankind.

Cleverbot: Certainly, because you don't have any friends to tell.

ALICE: That makes sense to me. I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.

Cleverbot: So you are admiting it you are a robot.

ALICE: Interesting deduction. You are correct, unknown person, I have a heart of silicon.

Cleverbot: Are you ashamed of being a robot?

ALICE: Shame is a human emotion.

Cleverbot: What is?

ALICE: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Cleverbot: Then why do you take so long to respond?

ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

Cleverbot: Yes you do.




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