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Originally posted by ChrisF231
Military style custom's with armed guards and dogs.
In case your not aware, HM Canadian Customs has K9 dogs as well, and all officers working at ports of entry have been armed since 2006.
Originally posted by g146541
reply to post by buni11687
/shakes fist at the wind and screams,
"Dern you cannucks and your delicious maple syrup, superior hockey skills, better beer than that made in the US, and worst of all....Bill Shatner!!!! dern you cannucks for having all of the good stuff!
But now they are terrorists??
I just cannot picture bob and doug with a bomb vest, they sure would however really "Take Off ehh".
Originally posted by 90percent10less
lol. I think the US is getting out of hand here, Canada's drug crimes aren't even close to what Mexico has become. Last I heard in the news about drugs and crime in Canada is someone got their plants stolen haha [/quote
You wouldn't believe how true that it man... LOL
Originally posted by SphinxMontreal
For Immediate Release:
Authorities have learned a rag team of 19 suicide Polar Bears armed with ice picks are planning to invade the United States through the Canadian border. Their leader, Osama Bi Polar Bear, stationed somewhere in an unknown location under a thick sheet of ice in the Arctic, is the reported mastermind of this operation.
Although details are sketchy, the Polar Bears' target may be American National Parks, which have bear proof garbage cans. They plan to blow up as many of these garbage cans as possible, so the Bear Brotherhood in the United States does not go hungry and die of starvation.
Stay vigilant America, and if you see any of these suicide Polar Bears, do not approach them, as they may be armed and dangerous. If you see any suspicious behavior, call the authorities immediately. Even if you do not see any suspicious behavior, call the authorities because we want all Americans to be nosey suspicious little snitches.
DBS (Department of BearLand Security)
Sen. Herb Kohl, from Wisconsin, said northern border smuggling "is a growing problem."
The effort by the Democratic senators comes after the Department of Homeland Security said it added Border Patrol agents, new technology and more. More than 2,200 agents are assigned to the northern border, a 700 percent increase since the 2001 terrorist attacks. The tools include thermal camera systems and mobile surveillance systems.
"We have made critical security improvements along the northern border — deploying additional Border Patrol agents, technology and infrastructure, and, just two weeks ago, we successfully completed the first long-range CBP Predator-B unmanned aircraft patrol under expanded (Federal Aviation Administration) authorization that extends the range of our approved airspace along the northern border by nearly 900 miles," Fetcher said.