posted on Feb, 13 2011 @ 02:55 PM
Upon strolling down the AboveTopSecret high-street you will pass many Amusements that cater to many needs.
Follow me if you will, on a quick tour around this most infamous place. A place full of many colourful characters
Coming up on the left you can see a not so rare specimen, infact, a specimen some would call vermin. I am of course talking about the dreaded Troll.
Clogging up our beloved street with Lies, Spam and Petty Arguments. Enticing hate and distrust for the pleasures of their own amusement, The Troll is
definitely not one of the most favourable of characters on ATS Street. They are easily distinguishable for a lot of ATS citizens but the latter get
sucked into the trap and promote these useless trolls to the front stage.
Coming up on your right are the species I like to call the 'Failing Cynic'. This breed is well known for their lust of stars and appreciation. They
try to get peoples attention by cracking inappropriate jokes which are rarely funny and can even start an avalanche of bad jokes which have the
potential to derail a possibly very important and well written thread.
Now coming up into a nicer area of the neighbourhood you begin to see a lot of new arrivals. They seem quite lost, they don't know really know where
they are going or what to do but they have something important. I am of course speaking about that great thirst for knowledge that drove most of us
here. These newbies are usually quite polite and come to these side'boards' with good intentions. The problem is that a lot of them get easily led by
the last two species I talked about and this just exacerbates things greatly.
The level of decorum and generally politeness has really plummeted over the past couple of years
Shop Signs and Advertisements everywhere... DEATH, SCANDAL CONSPIRACY AND MORE DEATH.
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD ZOMG !>?!>?>?!>>?!!!?!!>
After being enticed into these quite dramatic looking shops you start to realise that most of the adverts were in fact.. lies.
This town aint what it used to be!
edit on 26/10/2010 by TechUnique because: (no reason given)