valentines gift ideas!

Best Valentine’s Present Ever: Vaginal Steam Bath. Seriously.

Mugwort and Wormwood may not exactly be buzzwords for romance… …but when you boil them in water along with a variety of other herbs, place the steaming concoction beneath an open seated stool, sit your loved one atop this throne, and then carefully aim the brew’s steam up at her vagina, well, now you’re making fireworks. This year for Valentine’s day show her you love her with one simple word: Chai-yok. Also known as: vaginal steam bath.

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seriously ladies would you go for this????

id rather have a candle light dinner and some soft romantic music on.. and a fire blazing.

wtf sounds really unsual to me




this is cute lol..
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I'll go for the candlelight dinner, even if it's home cooked. There are so many simple ways of showing your love and appreciate to your loved one.

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Hmmm. Do I do the candlelit dinner for the missus this year, or a vaginal steam bath?

Personalisation over money works for me. Hand made card, and something she mentioned randomly in passing that she thought I didn't pick up on!

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great read... but the wife said ,,NO!!!

so i did this,,, to show my love.....

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"""""Who Wouldn't Want A Cockroach Named After Them?


If lingerie is too intimate and dinner out is too expensive, the Bronx Zoo suggests another Valentine's Day gift: a Madagascar hissing cockroach."""""""

so i said...


"roses are red,, violets are blue.. i named a cockroach, after you..!!! """

If you are just dating, break up Jan 30 and have a "change of heart" around march 1.

I might like the steam if I nothing special planned J/K!!!!! My idea of a dream Valentine's Day would actually be on Valentine's night....just me and my man, a full moon, on the beach and no one else for miles! Think of the scene in that old movie "From Here To Eternity" *sigh*..... Presents are not necessary if you are with the right person....

Originally posted by StealthyKat
I might like the steam if I nothing special planned

J/K!!!!! My idea of a dream Valentine's Day would actually be on Valentine's night....just me and my man, a full moon, on the beach and no one else for miles! Think of the scene in that old movie "From Here To Eternity"

*sigh*..... Presents are not necessary if you are with the right person....

exactly


that sounds really nice

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I think most women would like that....and I don't want candy is all I'm sayin LOL!

No woman will ever be satisfied on Valentines Day because no man can give her a chocolate penis that ejaculated money. But you can try (Warning NSFW link).

It's 2023 and candle light dinner with some soft romantic is still actual lol, but don't forget about flowers, my dear)