The Prophecies of Ezekiel; 11.2.11

Originally posted by ProphetEzekiel
reply to post by coldkidc

 

Prepare.

Quit your job.
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Buy meaningful goods. (a small .22 hunting rifle for game and protection)
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Stock up on food(beans,wheat,pasta,rice,potatoes) and water.
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Try to maintain an internet connection.
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These you must do.

So the end of the world is here and God sends me the Prophet Ezekiel with this message?

Quit my job? I'm an independent contractor.

Stock up on wheat? I'm gluten intolerant.

I must maintain an Internet connection?
I was expecting something more biblical.... perhaps, "build an ark"


REALLY???

Sri Oracle