1. I feel like a LITTLE worm on a BIG F*****G HOOK
2. What do you mean no starbucks... Nooooooo!
3. Well I'll be a Monkeys Uncle.
4. I brought my digi... what do you think energizer or duracell? UH? Dude, the UFO alien guys took my bunny. DUH!
5. I'm thinking we just park the DEATHSTAR right there!
1. "AARRRGHH! Can't BELIEVE I fell for the 'Snipe Hunting' thing again"
2. "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SETTLED FOR THE MADE IN CHINA SAFETY LINES!!!!"
3. "Can you hear me now?"
4. - Jerry feels the sting of the strict "No farting in the shuttle" rule once again
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