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Them niggling questions

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posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 12:16 AM
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Why wont she call me

*insert emote*

or

Why do people like Michael Moore.




posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 12:31 AM
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If there is one god, then who created him/her?

Atoms are structured like the universe. With electrons floating around a center, such like planets around the sun. Does this mean, relatively, that our solar system is like an atom to a larger thing? If so, what are we a part of? Do the electrons on atoms have life on them like earth? Of course their concept of time would be at a rate much faster than we can conceive of.


These questions have plagued me since elementary school.

[Edited on 15-7-2004 by Narnia]



posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 01:32 AM
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Am I going to have a bleed out in my brain because my head hurts?


Not necessarily. Did you by any means recently accidentally shoot yourself in your head?



How much time to you have to call 911 if you feel your head pop a vessel??


Until you go unconscious or paralyzed. Depending on person.



How come it's called taking a dump, when clearly I am leaving a dump?


I'll leave this one for the dictionary guys



what color do oranges taste?


Colours don't have tastes at all



Why wont she call me


Because you have not lived up to her expectations / attracted her enough



Why do people like Michael Moore.


How the "beep" should I know. Somebody's got to like him. According to my experience and knowledge... no matter what you do, there will always be a bunch of people who connect with, support and/or appreciate it to some extent if they know about ya. Just a matter of exposure.



posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 10:13 AM
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Originally posted by chinalurker

Not necessarily. Did you by any means recently accidentally shoot yourself in your head?


HHAHA no... but I have ocd and obsessive thoughts always go through my mind such as those I just asked... It's hard to shut em up... I'm thinking of going on zoloft I don't want it to become a self fulfilling prophecy ....






posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 05:19 PM
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I always thought OK came from the army and meant "zero kill" ? At least, it's what I was told years ago.

Why does toaster always have a setting that burn the toast into a cripsy black thing that no decent human being would eat?

Funny post, I love thoses kind of questions. Mine came from this list found somewhere on the web. Enjoy.

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Who Thinks of These Things???

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes
out!"

Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there?.. I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut....why can't he fix the hole in the freaking boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
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[Edited on 15-7-2004 by m0rbid]



posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 05:28 PM
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What do people "look" like to a person blind from birth?

Is the hokey-pokey REALLY what it's all about?

If the many-worlds theory were true and an infinite number of universes exist, one for each possible reality, would one exist where there are no other universes or realities?

What would happen if the immovable object, met the unstoppable force?



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