posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 05:19 PM
I always thought OK came from the army and meant "zero kill" ? At least, it's what I was told years ago.
Why does toaster always have a setting that burn the toast into a cripsy black thing that no decent human being would eat?
Funny post, I love thoses kind of questions. Mine came from this list found somewhere on the web. Enjoy.
Who Thinks of These Things???
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there?.. I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt"
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut....why can't he fix the hole in the freaking boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
[Edited on 15-7-2004 by m0rbid]