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Them niggling questions

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posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 07:07 PM
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This is for fun,

Everyone has a question that just eats away at them, just bugs you senceless You need an answer but knowone seems to know it arrhhhh


So whats yours! what that little question that nibbles through your brain?

Here's mine

If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?


You know when you are driving and you notice one shoe on the road... whatever happened to the other shoe?


How many times do you use a disposable razor?

Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?




lol feel free to answer




posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 07:10 PM
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Why do i have to buy a whole package instead of the 2 little parts i need



( i have to buy a whole new targa top for my car just to get the little handle i need)



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 07:26 PM
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Where did OK come from?



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 07:34 PM
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Pizza is round...the garbage can is ruond...WHY CANT THEY HAVE ROUND BOXES?!?!?!



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 07:41 PM
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Oldie but goodie,

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 07:58 PM
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socks come in pairs so when your missing a sock where does it go ?



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:19 PM
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Idea list for Single Socks:

1.) Garbage can
2.) Put it inside the pillow case of a dear friend of yours. He'll prolly never notice until he changes pillow case, then he'd be sleeping with your sock under his nose ever night, HAHA
3.) Save for christmas and put present in
4.) Use to filter alcohol, chemicals or anything that needs filtering
5.) Use together with another single sock for special occations
6.) Breed your favourite bugs in there
7.) Excellent Torture tool
8.) Burn it. The flavour can work as intimidation or just pure evil
9.) Place it on your colleagues chair, desk or bag
10.) Wrap it over your head, take a pic and share with us at BTS

Cheers

[Edited on 14-7-2004 by asala]

[Edited on 14-7-2004 by chinalurker]



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:23 PM
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Why the heck do men have nipples?
:shk::shk:



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:28 PM
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Round Boxes: This is a manufacturing issue. It's cheaper and much easier to produce square boxes.

Whole package: Cause for the store to sell every single part and keep it all in inventory, they would need a much bigger storage. Plus, it's manufactured that way. Go to the manufacturer and get the single components.

Amnesia: Nah, but people would tell you so you'd know about it anyway. And you would know that for a certain period of time you can't recall anything.

The rest I took care of in the chat room.

As for OK... no idea. Check a dictionary



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:35 PM
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What a pile of drivel, leaving all these questions unanswered. I thought BTS was about "Deny Ignorance" (j/k, I have read it's about Denying Boredom).

OK/Okay has an etymological derivation from the Choctaw tongue according to the most popular linguistic theory.

en.wikipedia.org...

Missing socks go to a great mountain where the sock mountain king reigns. This was proven in a seminal episode of Ren & Stimpy. The CAUSE of socks going missing was proven to be part of a misanthropist conspiracy highlighted in the educational program Married With Children.

I submit this question:

"Doth hell have ANY other fury like a woman 'scorned'?"



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:38 PM
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Do lawyers have lawyers?
Do doctors have doctors?
Do repairmen have repairmen fix things for them?



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:50 PM
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Hell: Doesn't exist to begin with

Lawyers: Sure they do
Doctors: Of course
Repairmen: Yes.

These guys can for sure fix many things themselves, but not in all cases. The repairman may be an exception, but in many cases these three would all seek help from other experts if they got trouble themselves. Highly depends on the case though.



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 08:52 PM
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where does bread go when you put it in a toaster!

[Edited on 7-14-2004 by KrazyIvan]



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 09:07 PM
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Bread in toaster....

Come on!!



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 09:15 PM
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but it aint bread when it comes out now is it? its TOAST!



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 09:17 PM
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LOL!!
!! Well it disappears, fires, and turns into toast.



posted on Jul, 14 2004 @ 11:50 PM
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Originally posted by Vegemite
Where did OK come from?


I know this one!!

The vietnam war! Started to be used in the us in the 60's I believe 67!!

I wondered that too........


My question is:

Am I going to have a bleed out in my brain because my head hurts?

How much time to you have to call 911 if you feel your head pop a vessel??



posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 12:02 AM
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posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 12:09 AM
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How come it's called taking a dump, when clearly I am leaving a dump?



posted on Jul, 15 2004 @ 12:14 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
How come it's called taking a dump, when clearly I am leaving a dump?


I've wondered that for years. Also, what color do oranges taste?



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