3 Parrots

Disclaimer: This is a joke, no offence to be taken and certain aspects have been changed for profanity

3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10, woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?". Shopkeeper replies "It used to live in a brothel".

The woman finds it funny and buys it. She gets home and the parrot says "F*** me! A new brothel". The woman laughs.

Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "F*** me! New girls" and they laugh.

When her husband walks in, the parrot says "F*** me! Keith, long time no see!"

reply to post by Death_Kron


A parrot swallows a viagra tablet and his owner is disgusted puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later the owner returns and opens up the freezer and finds the parrot sweating.

"how come your sweating" he asks

the parrot replies
"Do you know how bloody hard it is to open up the legs of a frozen chicken?"

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Haha

Very good.

Guy goes into a pet Store....
Parrot calls him over to his cage,"Hey buddy,come here"
Guy goes to the cage... Parrot says "Go F yourself "
Happens 3 days in a row.. Guy goes in,parrot calls him over...Say s 'Go F Yourself.'
He tells the Store owner.."Parrot keeps telling me to go F myself"
Store owner almost starngles the Parrot... Tell's him don't EVER say it again.
Next day...guy goes into the pet shop.
Parrot says "Hey buddy,come here"
Guy says "Yes?"

Parrot says "YOU knowwwww!!"