posted on Feb, 8 2011 @ 04:34 PM
Disclaimer: This is a joke, no offence to be taken and certain aspects have been changed for profanity
3 parrots for sale at £170, £150 and £10, woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?". Shopkeeper replies "It used to live in a brothel".
The woman finds it funny and buys it. She gets home and the parrot says "F*** me! A new brothel". The woman laughs.
Her two daughters come home and the parrot says "F*** me! New girls" and they laugh.
When her husband walks in, the parrot says "F*** me! Keith, long time no see!"